The Punisher

Thank you MetallaroBionico, it’s a great honor for me and it comforts me a bit amid all the crap that has been thrown at me in the past (which, however, continues to be dumped on me cyclically). I'm writing the last one on a singer highly requested by all of you... then I'll take a little break (also to avoid repeating myself...)

I would love to split myself in two to fill your mouth doubly with slaps as big as a baking tray of pajella to make you shut up all this nonsense you've been babbling for a while...

Pirlacchiotto of a MarioFerri70, remember that on TV (I mean state TV, not TeleSUD or anything else) you will NEVER hear anything bad said about Bruce Springsteen... always remember NEVER, just as on Sorrisi&Canzoni TV they will NEVER, I mean never, harshly criticize an album by a giant of this caliber. If you've seen that happen, send me the article because I’ll make enlargements for Italy. So, my pirlacchiotto, it follows that A) you haven't read the comment PROPERLY but stopped at the fourth line, which is the first criticism of your inviolable and unnamable idol to dismiss everything else in the review B) you haven't understood that a review like that will NEVER be published in a traditional popular magazine (that is, mixed up with Power and the delicate balances of favoritism and little helps in Italian journalism, unless they are publications like Rokerilla, Blow-up or Il Mucchio, but even there I would have a thing or two to say...). C) That they are neither shareable nor intelligent, YOU SAY IT and that’s your opinion (among other things, “not very” shareable and definitely “not at all” intelligent).
Then, if you are a serious person, I would appreciate a list of the bullshit I would have said: one by one. Otherwise, it ends up like your friend Cavalier Banana, who one day says something stupid and the next day swears on the heads of his children that he never said it (but how many fucking heads do those kids have?!?) only to end up always at tarallucci e vino. I’m waiting.

Sorry Eneathedevil, I forgot to mention you too. ;-))

Well done Fabrizio for speaking up. A round of applause, and now, get lost. Or write a "cool" review yourself since you have the Word. Thanks.

What the hell are you saying, minchiadura?! I'm settled with your sister and I'll leave the nice and sweet reviews to Kosmogabri, Zion, Francesco, Patmos, and the whole happy crew whom I actually respect and admire. They are Tex Willer, I am Ranxerox.

What the hell are you saying, minchiadura?! I'm settled with your sister and I'll leave the nice and sweet reviews to Kosmogabri, Zion, Francesco, Patmos, and the whole happy crew whom I actually respect and admire. They are Tex Willer, I am Ranxerox.

BEAUTIFUL but not 5 stars and anyway another Tricky, here dazzled by the sirens of easier and more pop-oriented writing (to be taken with a grain of salt)

Sure, if someone DOES NOT read the answers, why should I REWRITE THEM THE SAME but in a different way?

For ZION: If I were to review the latest by Donatella Rettore, Tricarico or Albano Carrisi, I’d say "okay, I’m shooting at the Red Cross," but these artists sell tons of records and have an impressive following; they are real authorities in the Italian Music Scene. Forget the Red Cross...