The Punisher

DeRank ™: 1,08

DeAge™ : 7568 days • Here since 23 september 2005

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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"Punny, you know you turned me on, you nasty bastard?! My mother says you could be dangerous and advised me to avoid you, but to be honest, I’m a bit intrigued by all this! Where are you from? Can we meet civilly without getting angry or arguing? Let me know. Devon******" This is the private message you sent me. Take care. To show everyone that you’re not entirely okay either, and some things are BETTER left private (if your mother saw you spying on her mail...) you’re quite the little rascal, huh huh huh! :-))

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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...what a lovely couple, huh? :-))))

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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...to you too, Patty, and keep in mind the affectionate words I've written to you in private messages. I say this with sincere affection. Signed: a 40-year-old psychologically unstable to a 40-year-old ALWAYS YOUNG...

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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Well... if that's the case, Italy seems to be affected by bipolarism too, huh? I'm in good company... :-))

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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I swear, Patty, I only know a couple of all those listed... but since when have you been abusing it, darling? DEEEVOON, come on... for fuck's sake, can’t you see your mother needs you, DEVOOOOOOOOON (where the hell are those girls going...)? Hold on a second, Patty, I’ll get your daughter back (but look at the situations I’m getting myself into...)!

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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But between daughter and husband, a finger could definitely fit there! :-))))

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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...we are an open couple, we!! :-)

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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Just imagine, what argument!... Devon and I are happily flirting in our own way... feel free to drop by whenever you want :-)

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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...but you shouldn't take it personally, sweetheart. If you do, I'll just walk away and won’t speak to you anymore, because I don’t want to further upset your psycho-physical balance as an unstable 18-year-old. With sincere affection. Uncle Punny

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

11 apr 06

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...and then I didn't run away but went to grab a sandwich: I always get a certain appetite when I have to throw fish in the face of spoiled, self-centered little bitches (not coincidentally fans of Avril). If I'd known, I would have written an even harsher review, since with these know-it-all girls, you just waste time. The damage is done and there's no way to recover anything. YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN HARD and that's it. No ifs, ands, or buts...