The Punisher

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No. It’s Fini petting his daughter's dog while La Russa dances in a tutu to the famous notes of Ravel's Bolero.
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....since when would people say that I don't understand a damn thing?! Or did you need the opening line to make a joke out of it?
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So good, the leek, finely chopped.....
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Well... around the penis, things happen: hands call a cellphone, a sheet falls to cover it, a feminine mouth attempts a fellatio... and then there's talking. There's talking, talking, and a lot of talking in this film. It's no coincidence that Trentalance's dick remains flaccid throughout the entire film...
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Indeed. The problem is that, for example, someone like LostInSpace without "The Punisher" wouldn't have a clue what the hell to do all day or who to take it out on. By commenting on me, he finally has a ROLE and his guaranteed 15 seconds of Glory. GO LOST, you are so strong!!! :-)))
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A straight person can very well contemplate the smile of the Mona Lisa at the Louvre or two snails mating for an hour or more. Why not a flaccid penis? Are we all "Penophobes" now?!
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...but aside from me and Kosmo (her for the reasons we know), has anyone else seen this movie?!?!
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It's hard for me to "contemplate" it. Or let's say it's rare.
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Well, I would definitely watch it with more interest. Also because I don't think I've ever spent 88 minutes of my life contemplating a vagina :-)
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Just don't watch the 3D version, or you might end up with Trentalance popping out of the screen... and then we're in trouble! :-)