The Punisher

DeRank : 1,08
DeAge™ : 7570 days • Here since 23 september 2005
David Bowie Earthling
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Tristram = bringing in the phrase "my son" has nothing to do with it (the first time I let it go) and it directly lands you in the circles of TESTADICAZZO for good reason (and not like me, where the reason is pretty trivial), I DO NOT bring up the poor woman who gave you life or the ABSENT father you had... have I ever done that?! Answer me Tristram... as for PIETROMINCHIAD, I almost ALWAYS do what you say, that is, write original pieces in their entirety but evidently it's not clear enough and I'm accused of "being scripted" for those 2/3 reviews I've done by taking bits here and there and adapting them to the meaning of what I want to say... sometimes I start with trivial pieces rich in references, figures, and data that everyone copies. Is this such a grave fault?! Is this such a serious sacrilege?! Anyway, from now on, to fulfill the role of the "meticulous good reviewer" that you all like so much, I will ALWAYS cite the source of my cut/edit/paste (in my opinion, the original "authors" will be ashamed... since I ALWAYS PICK the most obvious and factual parts!!) ... okay? Are you going to keep bothering me with this Sandcastle set up for nothing?! Are we going to keep going on like this for a long time? Yes?!
Thanks :-)))
David Bowie Earthling
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No... racking my brains takes effort and dedication... do you think that writing phrases like "The tracks strike the listener with the piercing advance of the guitars, the speed and compactness of a disorienting drum and bass rhythm section" requires "brains"?!? I write things like that however I want, as many as I want, and in whatever style I feel like (IF I WANT to, of course... and I think I’ve demonstrated that over the past months!). The fact is that throwing down obvious statements, data, and names is a job that I gladly leave to others who have more patience, more craft, and who live for these details that are insignificant to me. Let's just say I have my own "ghost writers" too :-)))))
Pearl Jam Pearl Jam
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I didn't like this album at all either... I think next time I'll write a review too! :-)))
David Bowie Earthling
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5th MISTAKE = I'm not 40 years old!
Van Der Graaf Generator World Record
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He he he... the friend I was talking about earlier up there, I want to highlight, was Bjork68 (who if she gets upset won’t pay me any attention anymore...)
David Bowie Earthling
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1st ERROR = Francesco (rest in peace) has made almost 80 reviews... then towards the end he copied 7. Seven out of 80 isn't that many, right? Yet everyone has branded Francesco as a copycat... oh well! 2nd ERROR = The Punisher was not born AFTER but is contemporaneous with Francesco. 3rd ERROR = The blog lives independently and has its own circle of friends; Debaser is something else. 4th ERROR = Copying a review to support the EXACT OPPOSITE is not simply "copying," but is nothing short of "genius" in my opinion. It’s like if I copied an article by Veneziani and changed its meaning as if it were said by Michele Serra!! You make a ton of mistakes, Tristram... here’s my advice: START COPYING so at least you won’t make any!! :-)))
David Bowie Earthling
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You, Tristram Shandy, are instead the contraction of SAD, SANDWICH, and SHANDY (which is that little tease that everyone has slept with and you, on the other hand, have fallen hopelessly in love with). Can you explain what the sandwich has to do with it?! If I call you "Sad&SandwichTotallyANumbskull," would you be offended? And if so, do you leave me a bit of the sandwich or do you eat it all by yourself?
Rammstein Voelkerball
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...we're preparing the critiques in bulk Devon, we're just getting started! :-))))))
Van Der Graaf Generator World Record
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A recent friend of mine introduced me to the albums of VDGG, which I knew very little about. I practically ignore this. Rece is well written and full of passion.
Rammstein Voelkerball
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Drink a soda dreaming it’s a Heineken… let yourself get soaked by the cold shower while screaming “Thooor” and slamming your phone on the ground three times thinking it’s a hammer… this is Rammstein: I would like to be a "tough-brutal" but instead I’m a "circus freak for kids." To be honest, I don’t know this album, but if "Reise, Reise" gives me so much...