The Punisher

On Tr..., stop it with this clowning around... come on! It's all good what you want, you're right about everything as long as you DON'T DRIVE ME CRAZY anymore with these motherly sermons... are you happy? I've agreed with you on EVERYTHING... okay? Are you calm now? Breathe deeply... come on... it's nothing and the BOO won't do anything to you (remember: WHO MAKES MISTAKES! make it your mantra, sweetheart :-)))

Talk about JJ CALE & CLAPTON, and share your thoughts on this album if you know it well, but even if you have just a vague idea... save the nonsense for Dechat, because Lady Tristam-zuola has already put her mark on this. Thank you!

I have more than enough ideas, and far too many poorly used to waste them on useless people like you. I only wear gloves to avoid getting blood on me. You may not know this, but "The Punisher" IS A CHILD, just a bit grown-up (and not very well!). As for me, I use ideas, I copy them, I rework them, and I create them from scratch. You JUST TALK and CRITICIZE. Remember: ONLY THOSE WHO ACT MAKE MISTAKES! Learn it by heart, fool (or whatever you might be).

Is Clapton and JJ Cale "the Red Cross" for you?!?! If you mention Mino Reitano or Ivan Cattaneo, I'd agree with you... but these two aren't the biggest idiots on Earth, are they? At least they are still considered (by a certain press) two GREAT GUITARISTS... not just any old fruit!!

Do you know me, Tristram, "in reality," to say what you suppose? Do you have other certainties to spill? Are you going to stop being such a little know-it-all? Do you realize or not that you’re becoming pathetic with these constant petty grudges of yours like some hysterical queen? Message me privately if you want to keep acting like a tsetse fly and leave the comments section of the review alone... come on... get lost and message me privately because I have other things to tell you!

AHHH so you were born to be a pain in the ass, huh?! By the way, AS USUAL you should learn "to copy" because you keep making mistakes when you add your twist: I have multiple personalities that DON’T ALWAYS know what the other is doing (are you laughing? Do you think my condition is great?). The Punisher hasn’t done reviews for ALMOST A YEAR now and I’m sorry that you didn’t study the case well enough, and before, of the reviews signed by PUNISHER there’s NOT A SINGLE one that is copied and I challenge you to find it! I create new fakes FOR MYSELF, not for people, Tristram... but one question: do you really have nothing better to do in life? Who supports you, Daddy? the "virtuoso of mediocrity" as you call him has written funny and very clever pages TOGETHER with some colossal crap (I admit it clearly). High flights and terrifying hits, like the Great Geniuses (heh heh heh... come on, I’m provoking you...) moreover misunderstood and who will be re-evaluated posthumously (heh heh heh). Reread the reviews signed by The Punisher, do it at least twice, and you will discover every now and then, not on all of them, much more than you thought.
(Maybe this way you'll get out of my hair for another 4 hours!!).

Citing the source of four rather trivial observations like "If Outside was deep and complex, Earthling is light and fast" or "We go from the jungle'n'roll crossover of 'Little Wonder' to the techno impulses of 'Dead Man Walking' and 'Law' seemed like an excessive pettiness, almost 'offensive' and entirely negligible, seeing as those were obvious things that even a small-minded person like you could write if they did reviews... anyway, I’ll wrap it up here, I’d say you’ve annoyed me enough, right? As for my son, AVOID getting into it again, understood?
P.S: since you have time to waste, read the review of Clapton and JJCale on the homepage and scan it closely for every word and detail... then tell me if that’s copied too, okay? That way you can get off my back for at least 4 hours...

Tristram: someone who drags other people's children into their musical J’accuse DOES NOT EVEN DESERVE a shred of comment. You’re finished. You’re D O N E. Fuck off and die a slow death, filthy worm.

It shows that you’re new here, huh?! The "positive" reviews are written by Stronko, my dog... who writes even better than me (when he’s not copying around, that little bastard!)

If I do Madonna, I'm sure they'll drive me crazy from now until 2008... anyway, I'm thinking about it, hehehe.