The Punisher

Wow... cptgaio, if you’re separated or if you've really gone through the Ardeatine Forks of an Angry Woman, then I’ll stop joking around... we need to set a limit in front of certain ugliness! Look, I’m old enough for the little game of "let’s-see-who-has-the-biggest-one" ... do you think it makes any difference to me if 10 people or a thousand comment? But tell me honestly, okay?

Look, cptgaio, your sentence was ambiguous... it really seemed that you hadn't seen it... anyway, let me correct myself: if you say this is a BAD MOVIE (and you don't mean it from a "technical" standpoint since the bad effect is intentional), then you are a PROVOCATEUR but one of those "HEARTLESS" ones, who are the worst kind of provocateurs... take that! :-)

A Provocateur "has it in his blood"... it's stronger than him... he may become Rich and Famous but... when the trigger goes off, he ACTS and that's it. For me, Lars Von Trier is a bit like that; in fact, if you think about it, NO NORMAL PERSON would make such a "strong" choice and flaunt it as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Here in Italy, for example, EVERYONE appears saintly, defenders of Family, etc., etc., but BEHIND the scenes, they’re all involved in their shady deals, their whores, and their dirty business. But nooo come on, you're not an idiot either... it’s clear you gave a 1 JUST to provoke, but it’s a lame 1 and the provocation is tired... you cheeky little happypippo!!!!

"They make me think of this movie as an immense pile of crap"... damn it, but excuse me ptgaio ...HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE or NOT because I’m starting to think you’re just talking "out of prejudice" and nothing else... am I wrong!?!

Even poor Stronko reviewed a triple album by Tom Waits, listening to 12 tracks out of 50 a few months ago. In the comments, they criticized him in every possible way, only to agree with the poor reviewer when the box set was released: it was a 5-star album and indeed it WAS.
You see... There are strange alchemies that come into play before, during, and after listening to an album or watching a movie... sometimes "the energy of a work" is felt right away, and one immediately understands whether it's garbage or if one is facing a masterpiece!

Yeeesss...it's not that easy, cptgaio, you still have to overcome 11 challenges, including the one called "the Fiery Farts" led by Bionic Metallaro!! :-))

I apologize to CptGaio for calling him an idiot for a trivial reason, not realizing that he is actually a born Master Provocateur! :-)))

In fact... by saying "von Trier hides narrative poverty with technical tricks," you've really set yourself up, huh? You see... DO YOU SEE that you're an "unaware provocateur," right?! But do you do it on purpose?

Uff... but you're thick-headed too, huh?! If you get offended because I called the person who gave a 1 to this review an Idiot, what would you have said if I had really ramped it up by calling them illiterate, asshole, ignorant, narrow-minded, superficial, etc.? I DIDN'T DO IT because I don't think that way. I DID NOT OFFEND you (by the way, does anyone still get offended when called an idiot?! Certainly not me!) as "cptgaio" (I don’t even know who you are!!) but I lovingly criticized those WHO GAVE a 1 to such a film, which is a rating that it OBJECTIVELY does not deserve. If I had wanted to offend, I would have used other terms, don’t you think? Sorry, but by the way... what rating did you give to this film, cptgaio?! :-)

This silence of yours makes me realize that you're upset... so I give it a 2, happy now? :-)))