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Tonight I'm also giving out the nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbers!!!!! Play them in the lottery, Mariaelena. And buy back the records from Trella.

Another little page straddling the comical and the tragic. Tragic is your inability to convey the value of this record through words. Comical are your winks with those who flatter you, and your ridiculous fury and sensitivity the moment someone contradicts or criticizes you. Like yours truly, the foolish friend of Clarissa!!! But let’s move on. Kosmo (hello dear, I’m back) quotes the eminent Filippo Tommaso Marinetti correctly... the havoc you reserve for us in your delirious jumble of words and adjectives chosen by you is... "capottamento"? (comes from capotte, with one p, Mariaelenuccia, or are you talking about your winter overcoat freshly put away?) No, Mariaelena, it’s just your continuous and clumsy attempt to impose your emotional side at the expense of the syntax and readability of your writing. You think you have superior sensitivity; you’ve often hissed that in the face of those who have pointed out how often you indulge in hyperbolic and mawkish gibberish. Here (once again!!!!) it’s not about being professionals, reviewers, or philologists. Here it’s about not writing bullshit reviews. Period. I speak because I know this record well and I like it. I speak because folk rock is my genre. I speak because, God willing, the balding gnome carrying democracy has not yet arrived here. At least until they review the anthem of Sforza itàliamelo. For heaven's sake, Mariaé… when you say “so much beauty so fine and so rare, unattainable for many other groups that, unfortunately or fortunately, unsuccessfully, desperately try to imitate them. Honestly, generic clones, or more precisely the Mojave 3, are not welcome in the Bible of music”... who the hell are you talking about? My God… Pure banality. Congratulations. You are truly objective in expressing opinions of this kind! Can you argue such a harsh critique, or are you just rambling? Your Bible for music seems, to tell the truth, like the latest copy of Vanity Fair… And what about this other gem? “…they want to make us reflect intensely on this confusing world, so terribly twisted by hatred and free obtuseness, melodies that want to grant us moments of temporary enchantment…” Here, if there’s someone confused, it’s you. And your way of writing is a bit obtuse… What sentences are those… I’ve already told you: shall we also talk about rising juvenile crime? About biomass waste-to-energy plants? About the ugly and nasty anarchist insurgents? And about the warm wind of summer, huh? Your banality literally makes me… capottare… - oops! - fart… - oops! (beloved Cooloras where are you?) … well it makes my milk curdle. Better. Not to mention the “heat emulsion”… Oh come on… what courage you have to use such a noble and rich language to say immense nonsense? The day I spot your solitary multicolored hot air balloon, I will pierce it with my dart. I’ll just need to jump a little… hop and it will deflate like a balloon. And poor Trell, CDs are expensive you know? With what heart… Anyway, you’ve managed once again to say nothing about a good record. Too bad. Instead of multiplying useless fakes, practice a little. As you can see, I’m also in the mood for advice tonight! Now I’m off with Saramcbain, a historical participant at Debaser, to “immortalize the summit of Everest (God in heaven) in total hypothermia!” Well... If I don’t come back, or rather if we don’t come back, know, dear Debaser friends, that I loved you. And a lot too.

"I also say for those who don't know me that on these sites (as well as on this one) I have various identities, various nicknames..." - "you'll understand me, but I don't really trust leaving these things on the internet; for example, in the other comment further down on filmup, compared to the one signed by Roberto, I don't know if you noticed, I sign as Marco, always 28 years old and from Pavia. It’s obvious that my name is neither Marco nor Roberto, and it's clear that I'm not that age, etc., etc." I think you have quite a few problems. Are you friends with Clarissa? Or with Paci? Schizophrenia is a serious thing!

But is it the love of Bionic Metallaro that has brought you back to your senses from this identity crisis? Ah l’loooove!!!! Ah the spriiiing!!!!

I messed up the vote for the album. Yo La Tengo is better for me.

Abandoning your ridiculous fake Clarissa, Paci E Negletto (a phenomenal trio: the vulgar one, the useless, and finally the pathetic fake Roman tough guy... how sad), you finally resurface under your true identity. I appreciate it, really. I can't say the same for this latest piece of yours, and fortunately, I'm not the only one... "dilatory dream" and "creators of masterpieces" are the opening of the usual useless and cloying drivel. I wonder how an editor can accept a sentence like this: "so far the exquisite taste of this trio has been limited by a select and restricted circle of true intimate followers, but in 'Trust', 'Things We Lost In The Fire' and brothers that follow, they will conversely grant a broader accessibility of 'collective' interpretation, in other words, a free relationship of total need between the audience and direct sales, in full spirituality, sacred and religious songs." I understand your emotional charge, but we are at nonsense here. This isn’t about being professional reviewers or writers: this is handling the Italian language recklessly. That’s all there is to it. Other parts of the review are acceptable, for heaven's sake, but the sense of heaviness prevails. What I dislike the most is your track-by-track commentary: useless and a bit childish. In any case, welcome back. I saw that you wrote a review of 2001: A Space Odyssey, one of my favorite films... we’ll see.

Well...

Well...

Here... but is there a true Roman who can put an end to this yet another circus of Metallaro's girlfriend? Metallà, don't worry tonight we'll light our farts together with Cooloras and we'll die laughing, okay?

"Emotional songs: I would say all 10 tracks".... This roughneck from Via Ostiense has a heart of gold, huh? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! Mariaelena, get a grip!!!!!!