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AA.VV. Giallo Fiamma
AA.VV. Giallo Fiamma
19 nov 12
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The """"""plot"""""" of "At Least Two Lives" reminded me a bit of the Fifty Shades trilogy: probably the books that have made me laugh the most in my entire life, along with an old book by Giobbe Covatta about the Bible that I read at 8 years old. :)
Drew Goddard Quella casa nel bosco
Drew Goddard Quella casa nel bosco
6 nov 12
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"You should have come to it on your own for your own damn reasons." Telling Geenoo that he should have figured it out on his own is like telling a quadriplegic that "he needed to get a move on." Yeah, you know, it's just cruel...
Drew Goddard Quella casa nel bosco
Drew Goddard Quella casa nel bosco
5 nov 12
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Here we are at delirium. The "problem" now is how a film is "presented." The "problem" is that the poster and the trailer are from a "serious" movie. The "problem" is that the poster and the trailer show me one kind of film, and then I find out it's something else. I mean, they need to explain to me beforehand what I'll find inside the box, because otherwise, I don't like the gift, and I feel cheated! This is not a matter of "interpretations." There is absolutely nothing to "interpret": I repeat, just a handful of frames mocking Japanese horror films with schoolgirls trapping the ghost by singing some damn little song, just the splatter delirium of the last quarter-hour, or the surreal final chat between the two guys is enough to provide the only possible key to interpret this film. But no. We also need a ridiculous poster and a trailer with the funniest scenes; otherwise, watching the film generates labiritis attacks. We’re at the level of canned laughter in Striscia la Notizia to know when to laugh.
Drew Goddard Quella casa nel bosco
Drew Goddard Quella casa nel bosco
4 nov 12
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For me, good. I confess I’ve been out of the horror loop for a while, but personally, it had been quite some time since I found something that wasn’t just original, but at least interesting in this genre of productions. I like the idea of the mega joke (the jab at Japanese horror had me in stitches! :D), the cynical irony of some scenes, and the idiotic gratuitousness of others (Weaver’s cameo is truly the cherry on top).
Timo Vuorensola Iron Sky
Timo Vuorensola Iron Sky
3 nov 12
Voto:
Essentially in agreement with the review: a decently bad film, with a tasty opening, some flavorful ideas, and an overall execution that leaves a bit of a bitter taste. In my opinion, it does its dirty work.
Woody Allen La Dea dell'Amore
Woody Allen La Dea dell'Amore
1 nov 12
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"Are you married, right?" "How did you guess?" "From that certain look..." "What look?"
"As if no one has given you a good blowjob in a while." I waver uncertainly between a 3.5 and a 4.
Mike Cahill Another Earth
Mike Cahill Another Earth
21 oct 12
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Seen this week. Very nice, balances on a lot of things: slow, but not boring, sad and intense, but not melodramatic. However, what I didn’t really like was the direction: too forcedly "young". Too many handheld shots, too many zooms, counter-zooms, and superzooms... But still very nice.
Samurai Todo El Odio Del Unicornio
Samurai Todo El Odio Del Unicornio
21 oct 12
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The reception is a bit gross, but they have the shine. Aside from the fact that the title is worth the album on its own, "Vomito Cardiaco" is the definitive title for every ignorant song present, past, and future.
Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin III
6 oct 12
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I'm here just because I like cock.
Ron Howard Frost - Nixon: Il Duello
Ron Howard Frost - Nixon: Il Duello
6 oct 12
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Maybe even seen in the cinema at the time of its release. I don’t know, I’ve never thought of it as a political/denunciation/informationa l/documentary film, etc., but rather as mere entertainment: in other words, not a treatise, but a novel. And as entertainment, I seem to remember that it worked quite well... But aren’t we all, after all, white wings, fragile gliders, propelled by the breath of some sleeping god who knows nothing of our existences?
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