Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7621 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Ridley Scott Alien
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..come on Nick.. even 7/10 in the fourth?!? Look, to be honest, I watched it this summer, in insane heat, in my underwear with a beer on the balcony, on a 12-inch screen.. but it seemed like a monstrous piece of crap to me..
Altro Aspetto
Altro Aspetto
28 dec 07
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..oh my God Bisius! It’s fine to be in an adolescent crisis, but this review is annoying as hell! And then, I say this with affection, enough with these classicist delusions.. there must be a middle ground between "il 17 mena rogna" and "the anapotropaic descent of the numeric grapheme," right?!? It really seems like you just had to squeeze that in at all costs! As for the rest, the review (and the proposal) is excellent as usual. If we don’t ā€œseeā€ each other around here anymore, happy new year. Bye! P.s.: I read yours on the E W!
Black Sabbath In Concert
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and in the review write: "the album concludes with Fairies Wear BOTTS where the beatings received from the skinheads by Ozzy and company are told".. probably BOTTS are, in fact, the "beatings" taken by our guys. Really, I don’t want to be harsh, it’s just that, damn, every time you say you want to improve etc etc and then you come out with these comments..
Black Sabbath In Concert
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I couldn't resist and went to reread it: "Sometimes They Come Back" translated as "Qualche volta torniamo indietro" is absolutely anthology-worthy..
Black Sabbath In Concert
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.."I translate entire pages".. sorry if I'm being harsh, but I still get chills thinking about your early reviews (like the one on Sadist that YOU YOURSELF PUT AMONG THE RECOMMENDED!!) when you "translated" the song titles by distorting their meaning. At this point, I'm more and more convinced that you’re just messing with all of us.
Ridley Scott Alien
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@Savick: I think you talked nonsense!! Alien 2 is an excellent action movie, while the 3rd, in my opinion, is far from being of low quality: zero weapons available, extremely claustrophobic, terrifying cinematography, the prisoners look like they came out of Il nome della rosa.. Far from low quality, it was probably the only way to use the same subject while staying original and not recycling ideas from the first two.
Ridley Scott Alien
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It is impossible to fully review Alien. Somewhere, I probably still have a book entirely dedicated to the "sexual" and reproductive aspects of the monster: it has an obviously phallic shape and often kills by "penetrating" its victims (male), but then it reproduces by laying eggs (FEMALE), making it an atypical parasite that aims for the total destruction of the host organism that it uses to reproduce... In short, probably the most "complex" monster ever created!
Black Sabbath In Concert
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Master!!!!! You're back!!!! I had almost given up hope! Is everything alright?
Black Sabbath In Concert
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Third paragraph, second to third line. The problem is not (just) how you write. The problem is that YOU DON'T REWRITE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!! What the hell does it mean that you "quickly reread"?!?! And why?!? To be faster?!? Are you afraid someone will steal your review while you read it calmly?!? ..as far as being taken for a fool goes, it's not half bad..
Black Sabbath In Concert
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In my opinion, you don't read much. I might be wrong, but I believe that a good reader (even before being a good reviewer) would notice all the inaccuracies, repetitions, "contortions," and similar things that you manage to insert in every review. To date, you have written TWENTY-ONE reviews, and you still say you're "learning" and that "you'll improve with the next reviews." Every time you make the exact same mistakes (repetitions and incorrect use of prepositions) that, by the way, could easily be avoided with a simple RE-READING (I believe it's been mentioned to you at least twenty times, but it seems you don't want to understand...). As they say, the game is fun when it lasts a short time, right?