Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
La Dispute Rooms Of The House
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Review of those for which it is still worth passing through these parts. You convinced me: I’m going to listen to it. Well done.
Thin White Rope The One That Got Away
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Beautiful page, but really. They are excellent, even though I don't know this album. You, send it over!
Sunn O))) & Ulver Terrestrials
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Exemplary review length: it lasted exactly the time it takes for a super crap after coffee and a cigarette in the morning! I read it, and at times I almost gave up the bidet to rush off and listen to the album. However, the comments convinced me that maybe it doesn’t completely warrant a super wipe on the underwear and that annoying itch you carry around all day when the little Tarzan dries up.
Wes Anderson Grand Budapest Hotel
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For me, instead, I Tanembaum didn't drive me crazy. Maybe because I was expecting a completely different film. However, I really appreciated The Life Aquatic and enjoyed a lot The Darjeeling Limited or whatever it's called. I also liked Moonrise Kingdom. Needless to say, though, he reached the peak of the peak with the short film featuring Natalie Portman totally naked...
Ron Howard Rush
Ron Howard Rush
14 apr 14
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I can say I relate to the review: there’s really nothing that screams miracle, but everything works. The "vintage" photography is tasteful, the narrative tension holds up well until the end, and even Thor seems to have some acting chops. At least a couple of race scenes are really well shot and manage to convey a nice sense of speed. I didn’t quite understand what the hell happened in the dubbing for poor Favino, but I’ll accept it. Then again, if you see Natalie Dormer’s butt in a movie, it brings home the minimum quality anyway.
John Lee Hancock Saving Mr. Banks
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I have to see this sooner or later for girlfriend reasons. Just the idea of a film where Tom - pizza face - Hanks plays Walt Disney already makes me double my dose of Pantoprazole, but hey, you can't judge a movie without having seen it and all the usual nonsense that comes with it. I don’t know what the reviews are like because I haven’t read them, but I’ll give you a 5 anyway because at least you keep the film section alive and because maybe you're a girl.
So Hideous, My Love... To Clasp a Fallen Wish With Broken Fingers
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I'm listening to it right now and I can only reinforce my personal opinion on these productions: they would all be my favorite records of all time, if only that damn voice wasn't there. I know that it’s part of the package and, indeed, it’s one of the distinctive traits, somewhat like with black metal and its companions, but it really dries me out badly. In any case, it seems like a good album, with well-defined melancholic atmospheres, not exactly groundbreaking, but still effective. You were really good at pointing them out.
Alberto Ezzu Il fuoco del 6° armonico sulla Luce della Dominante partendo dalla Madre Fonda
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Here, in fact, the title can also inspire colorful exclamations like those with which my friend Ezzer has baptized this page in the name of blasphemy... But if you talk to me about La Monte Young and Riley, the proposal could also interest me, since lately I’ve been in great need of "minimal and meditative" stuff. By the way, I’m looking for stuff by these No Strange, which I didn’t know at all.
Lars von Trier Nymphomaniac (Vol. I & II)
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All this fuss about "porn" has taken away my desire for... I don’t know. For many things. I even read an article in Corriere where THE POSTER was deemed "extremely provocative." But enough already... Those who still get scandalized by porn either don’t have an internet connection (and therefore shouldn’t be talking about "customs and society" and probably not even about cinema) or are intellectually dishonest.
Oneohtrix Poin Never R Plus Seven
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The review is amazing. I'm too curious to go check out this guy. Really talented.