Bartleboom

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DeAge™ : 7618 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Esmeralda Calabria, Andrea D'Ambrosio, Peppe Ruggiero Biùtiful Cauntri
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Guys, give me a moment to check the flights (and, most importantly, their cost...) because it’s over a thousand kilometers for me!!!
Esmeralda Calabria, Andrea D'Ambrosio, Peppe Ruggiero Biùtiful Cauntri
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Maybe!!! I haven't even seen the sea this year, not even with binoculars! :D! And down there, you have food for all seasons, damn it! Here, apart from braised dishes of every animal that has at least one leg, to be savored when it’s 5 degrees outside and the humidity is 115%, we don't have much!
Esmeralda Calabria, Andrea D'Ambrosio, Peppe Ruggiero Biùtiful Cauntri
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The issue is simple: I would never dare to call you or Psycroptic a gangster. Fidia (whom I apologize to for bringing him up) lives in a city that has had serious problems with mismanagement, but it doesn’t even cross my mind to speak of his city or the people living there as a shithole inhabited by corrupt individuals! Similarly, it would never occur to me to complain because the South has brought the mafia to my doorstep, just as an example. So, when you start asserting certain things, you also need to be able to explain why, for instance, if someone from the North votes for Berlusconi, they are a fascist, a zombie, and blah blah. If a Neapolitan votes for Berlusconi, they do so without thinking (as an expression of their own vitality?!), because they are disillusioned. If a Northerner commits a crime, they do it because they are a son of a bitch. If a Neapolitan commits a crime, they do it "just to stick to their own line at all costs" (eh?!). If in the North we don’t want the Roma, we’re xenophobic pieces of shit. If in Naples they set fire to a Roma camp… well! Probably it’s to convince them to go stay in the abandoned school near your house. There are times when I am deeply ashamed of being from the North. When I'm pointed out that I speak with a Milanese accent using open "E" sounds, when I'm out and my acquaintances act like "I pay and demand", I’m ashamed of Borghezio and Propserini’s monologues, of those who raise a middle finger during the national anthem and don’t even understand the words. I am ashamed of the remnants of yuppiedom that this certain North just can’t seem to leave behind and, why not, also of the greedy entrepreneurs. But I really don’t believe that I or the place I live deserve the hate of anyone. At least, I don’t think I deserve it any more than others do. I don’t like being put into categories I don’t feel I belong to, just as I don’t like it when anyone living in the province of Catania is labeled as a mafioso, or anyone born in Nocera Inferiore is thought of as lazy. Does that mean taking it to heart? Then the answer is yes. And anyway, I suggest you start with the Barbie Rapunzel movie: maybe we’ll get into a nice debate about GMOs.
Violent Playground Thrashin Blues
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Come on... I would definitely say no to giving this album a 5! It's not bad, mind you, but it's certainly derivative, at least in terms of the vocals. And all this variety, I don't really remember... classic rock? where’s that? sound effects?!? Well, it’s not like two samples make it avant-garde; otherwise, what is Into The Pandemonium?? And this blues you’re talking about, I don't understand where you've heard it. Aside from the intro of the album and the cover of 21st Century... the rest is just a good thrash album like many others. Nice review anyway!
Esmeralda Calabria, Andrea D'Ambrosio, Peppe Ruggiero Biùtiful Cauntri
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I really have no words... I mean, someone who lives in a small house is just a fucking individualist, if you come to say "I hate you all" (like in our 25th hour), "throw your fucking industrial waste in your own lands," "if you must commit crimes, do it in your beloved Padania," you're the voice of the most VIVID conscience in Italy!?! "Let's build a wall"?! "Italy ends at Tuscany"?!? ...these are the same discussions I hear from 70-year-old Lega supporters at the club talking about politics. Only that if they say it, they're zombies, xenophobes, and ignorant; if you say it, it's the provocation of a refined thinker. Did they call you Maradona when you were 8 years old? I'm really sorry. Believe it or not, they call me a zombie, lobotomized, and fascist now that I'm 30... and only because I'm from the north. Ah! And by the way, polenta with Pavese has little to do with it. If you want to eat good polenta, you have to go up around Lake Como, or even further up in Valtellina. Bye.
Edward Yang Yi-Yi
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Mmm... Dull, excuse me if I may, but I have the impression that you are rather young (or, in any case, alas, younger than myself...). I agree on Two Sisters and Red Shoes. I wouldn't exactly define Perfect Blue as a horror, but I liked it too (in general, I really appreciate Kon). As for Suicide Club, you already know what I think about it. And for Battle Royale, I'll go against the tide, but I say it's one of the most overrated films around, truly a product of that more or less recent trend where everything Eastern is awesome regardless. Aside from the enticing basic idea (which, if I remember correctly, is taken from a manga), that film falls so many times into the pathetic and melodramatic that by the end I found it unbearable...
Edward Yang Yi-Yi
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Tell me your 5 favorite Eastern horror films, I'm curious! (just keep in mind that I'm not exactly a mega culture... I like it, but just like I like two thousand other things)
Yellow Swans At All Ends
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I don't know where to comment anymore!:DD Blech, you can find the wrecking answer to my comment in the okulistic dimension of nothingness...
Philip Gröning Die Große Stille
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Jokes aside: the acoustic sample really struck me... I think a bit physically too! :D To put it very honestly - I hope you won't hold it against me - I thought we were inevitably at opposite ends when it comes to music, but instead I believe I will delve deeper into the world of the Yellow Swans!
Edward Yang Yi-Yi
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Well, of course, I didn't want to argue about your tastes, not at all! It just seems to me that you often approach Eastern cinema with a sort of "reverse bias," as if you have, how can I put it, a "special eye" for that type of production (a concern I already expressed in your review of Suicide Club). Then again, I repeat, everyone watches what they want with the "eye" they wish: for instance, at the time, you called "The Audition" Miike's least linear work, while I argued the opposite, and yet in the end, we both gave it a 5... :)