Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7617 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Zone Win Back To Sanity
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In theory, for the OOOPS! one could also give the voting user the option to add a "for me it's not a problem" or an "It will be better next time." One could even go as far as to include a "It was nice anyway." However, the latter should only be used a limited number of times...
The Corrs In Blue
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When I was younger, I didn’t despise the "Catapulta Infernale." To perform it back then, I needed two Corr sisters of my choice, one and a half hectograms of prosciutto crudo, half a melon, and a two-hundred-lire coin. I believe that today I could even do without the melon.
The Corrs In Blue
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The most dangerous one, however, remains the "Stockhausen." Just think that to perform it in the original version, at least four helicopter pilots are required.
Zone Win Back To Sanity
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Be careful though, the inexperienced user (...) might confuse a ZOT! review for an OOOOPS!. It's important to keep the two categories distinct even for the purposes of calculating the DeRango. Mmm... this could turn out to be a nitpicky issue...
The Corrs In Blue
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The male (what the hell was he doing in that fur barn?!? I don't remember...), on the other hand, has the butt of someone who knows how to do the "Cadrega"...
The Corrs In Blue
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Crazy, I had no idea these guys had released all these albums. The only thing I remembered about them was a video with some hot chicks and a plane like the one that saves the Inca vase in the Amaro Montenegro commercial. Well, in any case, within a week, you reviewed them all! @nettadebaser: I see your PATATRAC! and I'll add a pinch of PROT!
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
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Come on, it’s diffi-cult, Teresa!!! You’re twenty years old and you’ve got a bra size of a D-cup: basically, you can travel all over the peninsula for free. And it’s also Saturday night!
Karlheinz Stockhausen Oktophonie
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Father and son, huh?!? Poor wife-mom: I can already picture her, forced to do the house chores while the "men" play who can make more mess! :))
Zone Win Back To Sanity
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mmm.... indeed, we could inaugurate a new category of reviews: after the ultra-short ones (ZOT!), there could be the ultra-awkward ones (PROT!), or those that drive you crazy (PATATRAC!), or those that slap the stale and withered criticism like the breasts of an old woman who has loved too much (SBADABEM!). We should ask the heads to include something like bello e brutto: "For you, this review is 1) ZOT! 2) PROT! 3) PATATRAC! 4) SBADABEM!"
Stephen King It
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This one completely slipped past me, what a shame. I read the book more than fifteen years ago: 1300 pages in just over a week :DD! It was probably the first book that really captivated me like that. Maybe it's because it has the ability to make you feel a sort of "genuine empathy" for the characters, or perhaps it's due to King’s skill in meticulously crafting and managing a perfect ensemble that unfolds in space. Honestly, I believe that L'ombra dello scorpione is worth half or just a bit more than It (too many unnecessary digressions, often uneven pacing, a plot that isn't as compelling/convincing. Or maybe it just has thinly veiled aspirations of being the "definitive Horror"), yet I know a lot of people who were even moved at the end of that book. By the way, I haven't read a King book in about ten years: more or less since La bambina che amava Tom Gordon (or something like that...). And, from what I understand, I haven't missed much...