Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Scott Walker+Sunn O))) Soused
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I read it the first time, didn’t understand a thing, thought it was the editing’s fault, so I fixed it for you, divided it into paragraphs and bolded it a little. And it still sucks. Before wanting to come off as a literary show-off, maybe it would be nice to write in a comprehensible way. The whole second paragraph is more tangled than my stomach after an upset from Mexican food. Beyond the form, you also get lost talking about Walker and the album without saying much of anything. I won’t vote for you just to keep you from getting kicked out of the homepage, because the proposal is still interesting. But you should be ashamed anyway.
Tiziano Crudeli Con il cuore si vince
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Currently at HP there are reviews of Caravan, psychopompe, London, Korrea, ZeroKanada, and a guy named kloo (whom I don’t know) who is very good. Plus, the editors are no longer involved in the publishing process. Explain yourself, young lobotomized one, I’m curious!
Andrea Gaglianone "ZHEIR" ZHEIR- Senza via d'uscita
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Very well done, truly. Now, however, go and clean your father's collection of hunting rifles (loaded)...
Oliver Nelson Nocturne
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I read it while listening to Bob's Blues in the background, and I felt like Bogart at the beginning of a '50s film noir. I just needed a glass of whiskey in my hand and then I was ready to charm the boss's girl... I want to listen to the rest! By the way, with this DeRango story, I'm giving you a 5, so you’ll stay on the homepage for quite a while! Take that! :D
Pink Floyd The Endless River
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So, in theory, with the home stay story depending on the DeRango, if I give this review a 1, I’ll kick it out right away... let’s give it a try!!! It works like a charm!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD
Interpol El Pintor
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I listened to it a handful of times at the time of its release, and I must say it positively surprised me. Essentially because I had given them up for definitely lost, and instead there is indeed something good. It’s now certain that the wealth of ideas from the first and the nighttime elegance of the second will never return, but there are good melodies, still a few ideas, and some interesting structures. I already know that live they will suck big time (I really want to see banks sing and play Dengler's lines... he already had a bit of trouble with the guitar), but the album - as far as I'm concerned and for how little I listened to it - seemed more than sufficient to me. Rece so so...
Morgan Delt Morgan Delt
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How nice that you’re still writing, Mastro Psycho... I’ve seen that you sent more over the past few weeks that I haven’t managed to read. I really hope to catch up this weekend. I confess I’ve almost completely drifted away from these sixties sounds, but reading you is always a pleasure. Take care.
Il Nero Ti Dona Aut Aut
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Christ, you copy/pasted (twice in 10 lines) even from the Facebook page. Basically, it took you more time to register on the site than to write this nonsense on your underwear. How pathetic are you?
In Extenso Mutande
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Come on, the slip is the aesthetic death of the package. And, notoriously, the people with the least aesthetic taste are accountants. It's not their fault. It's just that the website of the Revenue Agency doesn't let you submit electronic tax returns unless you're wearing ankle socks, the kind that show a bit of hair on your ankle when you cross your legs. All the accountants I know (several hundred thousand just in my town) have confessed to me that they've always wanted to wear snug boxer briefs just like me, but they can't because otherwise they become too stylish and then they can't use the scientific calculator on their phones anymore.
In Extenso Mutande
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Needless to say, in this case too, the virtue lies in the middle. The answer to every male problem is the snug boxer brief, which combines the comfort and support of briefs with the superior elegance of boxers (let's be honest, traditional briefs are worn only by children, retirees, and accountants).