Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7617 days • Here since 9 august 2005
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In fact, Captain, I think your position on the matter is now well known!:DDD! I, on the other hand, will just say that the increased duration of reviews in HP (which has been hoped for by many... now don’t come telling us that you don't like it this way either or I'll start crying!!), can also be attributed to the new layout of the Home page (as it stands, 35 reviews are being published simultaneously, including acoustic, optical, and interior ones), not to mention literary cases! But how did we end up having these ridiculous laundry pin discussions?!? Let's keep making fun of the medal holders!! Ufff....
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But I am a bit of a naive guy! You know, one of those who completely believe in the good faith of others. Maybe they just expressed themselves poorly... you know how it is, with so few characters available... ;)))
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I found an even more dignified solution. Basically, I say: "Vasco is a legend, but I still prefer the early days, when he was more of a songwriter" (while my face, full of enthusiasm, gradually shifts to a look of regret...)
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But enough talking about medallions, for Odin!! Haven't you noticed that there are hardly any medallions left on Debaser?!? Essentially, only Fallen and Hell remain (but both are too smart to be used as a benchmark). You've scared away all the others!! There was a time when you had to put on welding glasses just to view the homepage... now even Starfrozen has started reviewing pop albums... aahhhhh.... poor my medallion... :(((
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ssshhhh!!! shut up, damn it!! I'm trying to count all the double bass hits in the new Shitting Candelabers album: "Pencil Impalation of the Bank Director"!!
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@stoney: you see, the ones you’re describing aren’t metalheads... they’re psychopaths. Regardless of the type of music they listen to! :D It’s like saying: just because you’ve come across some psychiatric ward subjects, you don’t need to bother us with this anti-studded crusade! emmammamia, come on! ;))
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I remember once the priest really laid into me: basically, I had skipped the Monday evening rehearsals and the following Sunday I didn't know where the little tray with the wine and the chalice for the Eucharist was. A pathetic scene... half the village was looking at me and I was wandering around the altar searching for the tray. An incredible shame. Maybe that's when I started to become a metalhead. Who knows, if I'd gone to the Monday rehearsals, I might be an archbishop by now...
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Now I'll tell you something absolutely true: between the ages of 9 and 10, for about two months, I was an altar boy. Do you think I can get a medal for that? I should point out that I had my foreskin covered with a pour of molten steel.
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@Kosmo: Phew... I confess I wouldn't have known what else to put!! :DD I really hope Odra doesn't take it the wrong way, but I thought the blond guy in his underwear was more suitable to make this page pleasant! :))
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Medals???!!?!? ...where?!? ...where?!?!?!? AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!