Bartleboom

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2 oct 09
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However, my absolute favorite review remains Moonchild's of The Art Of Self Defense. In second place, I would still say Moonchild with, I can't remember which album by EyeHateGod. Wooden medal always for Moonchild, with the one about Ufomammut. :)
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2 oct 09
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But what does it mean to review "B-movies albums"?!? Are B-movies albums the ones with horror and low-budget special effects?!? P.S.: my favorite reviewer: Antmo. Forever!!
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2 oct 09
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I swear I know nothing about it! For some strange reason, I believe I have never exchanged a single post with Sanjuro! Which is quite odd, because I registered about six months before him (if I remember correctly)... Let’s just say I’ve always limited myself to admiring him from afar, like you do with real rock stars! ;))
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2 oct 09
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If I remember correctly, this post was also featured as an editorial (or something like that...) with a photo of children forming the words "THANK YOU"... :DD
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2 oct 09
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In second place in the ranking of the best Addiiii-Non Addiiii, here comes the gold quality reviewer, Sanjuro: "SANJURO LEAVES DEBASER. Dear friends (few) and de-stronzi (the rest, 99 out of 100), I abandon the site and will not set foot here again. I promise solemnly, I will not post anything more, after almost two years of dazzling contributions (my gold quality reviews), I leave this zombie site. When there is no longer any space on earth, the dead will start writing steaming shit on debaser. Anyway, the living legend Sanjuro leaves you to your descriptions of human nullities, to the revolting home pages of yet another Pink Floyd album, as well as to the most flamboyant editorials ever produced by human abortions. (The average editorial of debaser was so full of crap that during the Olympics, there was a hunger strike by the athletes due to a lack of javelins). Farewell Debaser, no more Pretazzo who has a shitload of issues (naughty Scaruffi), Punisher who tires you out with his stench, and Poletti always limp in bed. Farewell to Bionic Metallaro who redeems hardened porn stars with his photos and directs them towards monastic careers, farewell to the rebel from Bagaglino, Mary G, and to all the languages she has around her when she just shits out a review simply because she has something that starts with an F and ends with IGA. Farewell to the post-77 guru Dave Jon Gilmour. Farewell to Zion who handles the bases and prefers Fabri Fibra to The Residents, you decerebrated Neapolitan, Napoli I hate you, Vesuvius burn them all. Farewell to nullity Guglielmo Epifani who throws his sermons on fucking every entity on the site, probably to convince his hand to stop choking the little veined thing he has between his legs. Farewell to the most disgusting "man" of the animal kingdom, namely Cazz, by the way...yesterday I saw Caz's girl, it was late at night and I was at her place, we had some drinks and got cozy...oh nothing to say, even though she was lying on the floor with me on top and her cheeks all red and her mouth quivering...well, she was just fucking faithful, every second she was telling me "Yesss please give me cazz, I want cazz, I only want him, I need cazz so much" the thought always went to you, my dear human abortion, caz. I will privately contact some deserving characters within the site to prolong the conversation (Festwca for instance) outside of here. Farewell, you invertebrate little beings, scribes of the digital age, clumsy censors of the unutterable, shits. Farewell."
William J. Bell - Lee Phillip Bell Beautiful
William J. Bell - Lee Phillip Bell Beautiful
2 oct 09
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Really ugly review. We all know this stuff: you can read it anywhere, from Wikipedia to any issue of TV Sorrisi e Canzoni!! You don’t say if you like it, if you don’t like it, why you like it, or why you don’t like it. It’s just the aseptic mention of something everyone knows! And then it’s not even funny... In my opinion, you’ve probably never watched a single episode. At the very least, you could have remembered the now legendary first betrayal of Brooke: back in the day, she was involved with Ridge's brother (Torn?!?) and they were supposed to get married. One night, however, Torn gets up because he’s hungry and goes to the kitchen to eat some chicken. Ridge wants to play a prank on him and sneaks into his bed and sleeps with a sleepy Brooke!! Brilliant.
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1 oct 09
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@Alexander: Poletti has placed the Simpsons movie at the top of the list of the most influential feature films in cinema history... and at second place, Citizen Kane!!! :DD Scopri chi è M.Poletti su DeBaser
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1 oct 09
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Look, I wouldn't want to say something stupid, but... well... I think it was always him!! But really, I'm not sure! If I remember correctly, when he sent the first review under the nickname "Enciclopedia Poletti," all hell broke loose with a barrage of fuck yous. But honestly, maybe I'm mistaken!
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1 oct 09
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Watch out, though, because Poletti has had AT LEAST two debaserian lives! Initially, he wrote incredibly silly music reviews: like giving a 4 to Articolo 31, calling them the standard-bearers of Italian rap. And everyone was ready to beat him up... Then one day he came out: in reality, all his music reviews were furious copy-and-paste jobs; he couldn't care less about music, his true passion was cinema, etc. With the opening of the okulistiche section, he reinvented himself as a film expert and gifted us with wonderful pages in the company of Happypippo, another lost soul I would really love to have back among us! I remember a time when a nickname inspired by Poletti would pop up every week... M.Poletti, THE Poletti, Eciclopedia Poletti! :DD
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1 oct 09
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@Nosebleed: dear, you can find the answer to your question on this very page, in comments 130 - 137! Enjoy!! :))
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