Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
High on Fire Luminiferous
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The premise is that I am absolutely thrilled with all the success that the HOFs in general and Matt - wolf armpit - Pike are experiencing. They started out with an album that was destined to please practically no one, and in about fifteen years they’ve managed to become the most deserving entity of respect from the tip of my dick to the hole in my ass, circling the globe. That said, I like this album, but with an important caveat. Too much song structure, too many anthems, too many tracks that stick in your mind after just one listen. At times, they vaguely reminded me of a heavier and more marching version of Rage... It’s perfectly fine, of course, and – as I said – if this can secure Pike everlasting glory and whores, I’m the happiest man on earth, but my indie spirit would still prefer them to make albums that give you a headache and sound like nails in polenta.
Slayer Repentless
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Regarding the video for Repentless, it's interesting to note how, in more or less the recent past, the prison context had already been utilized by Metallica ( Metallica - St. Anger [Amended] (Video) ) with results, as per usual, embarrassing. It took Slayer to show the world that to make a music video, all you need is Danny Trejo showing up for about 20 seconds and a (clearly fake...) dumbbell used for throwing punches. It's true what they say, ignorance isn't taught in schools...
Grave Digger Heavy Metal Breakdown
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It's certainly a youthful debut, but it boasts considerable intensity and an almost palpable enthusiasm. Nothing exceptional, decidedly lacking in originality, but it's a good example of the ignorance and rawness of the '80s.
Il Rovescio della Medaglia La Bibbia
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I edited it by breaking it into paragraphs and adding some bold text as required. The proposal seems quite remarkable and - I must be honest - I'm pretty curious to hear something. The review has some errors and repetitions and is not very effective in describing the pieces, but it seems more than sufficient to me. Well done!
Slayer Repentless
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Slayer Repentless
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What comments?
Cult of Luna 2015 North American Tour: Cult of Luna + Minsk + SubRosa
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But a really light live performance! :D By the way, I discovered Sub Rosa a few years ago and I didn't mind them. Nothing transcendental, but they knew how to create nice atmospheres and I think they had a nice guitar sound. You're still one of the best around here. Good job, buddy. :*
Levante Abbi cura di te
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I accidentally heard my friend's album in the car. I thought it was going to be muuuuch worse. Between one chat and another during the ride, it actually seemed well-arranged. Very nice Le lacrime non macchiano.
Slayer Repentless
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And anyway, thanks to everyone for stopping by. Some time ago, I promised myself that I would reach a hundred reviews and use it as an excuse to organize a demeeting with whores, dwarfs, and cocaine. And since I’ve made it to 96, with my current pace, I should reach my goal around 2064. Until then, please be a little patient and... ARRIBA EL METAL Y MUERTE AL CACATON!!!!! \m/
Soft Machine Volume Two Indonesiano
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Already finished?!?! Send it, send it!!!