Bartleboom

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Henry Miller Tropico Del Cancro
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(hihihihihhi...)
Robert Zemeckis Forrest Gump
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It's not me who stopped listening to det medal, it's him who one day said to me "I'm going down for five minutes to sacrifice a goat to the Dark Lord" and he never came back... :((
Henry Miller Tropico Del Cancro
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I don’t mess with anyone. I’m just trying to satisfy my boundless curiosity. Don’t put words in my mouth that I didn’t say. In fact, considering the reviewed work and the topic of discussion, don’t put anything in my mouth at all. And don’t encourage Josi to jerk off!
Henry Miller Tropico Del Cancro
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One question: why do scouts have to wander around in short shorts even in winter? Does feeling cold help them orient themselves better? Do the hairs on their legs point north like the moss on trees? And don't the young cubs catch young pneumonia from roaming in shorts in the woods? Or maybe it's an incentive to learn quickly how to start campfires? Thanks to anyone who can answer me.
Robert Zemeckis Forrest Gump
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You cannot understand... the fact that I, a former medal holder, former stinky person, former smoker, former user of illegal psychoactive substances, a relentless farter, holder of one of the brightest glans in my neighborhood, am confused with an emo with silky bangs, an avid listener of moldy rock and catacomb songwriting, as well as a notorious whore of the site, is a cause for great lamentation. You hurt me. You don’t care about me.
Robert Zemeckis Forrest Gump
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The movie isn't too bad. At one point, it makes you want to run over with a lawnmower, in order: 1) him; 2) her; 3) the mother; 4) Bubba; 5) Lieutenant Dan (but only when he stops drinking) 6) the guy who composed the main theme. But really, it’s not too bad!
Robert Zemeckis Forrest Gump
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To tell the truth, the choice of category is made by the reviewer themselves at point 1 of step 1 of 5 in the review submission form. So, it is not the editors who "place" a review in a category, but the reviewer who "declares" what their writing is about.
Solitude Aeturnus Downfall
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Good job.
Steve Toltz Una Parte Del Tutto
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The review/critique (or nearly so) is clear and pleasurable to read. Aside from the fact that at this time of year I always find myself with a stack of brand new books to read and that I will probably be set for the next two months, I really don't think I'll give it a chance. Maybe because I prefer writers who embody a more pronounced understatement to those who tend to show off their culture/talent... Good job anyway for pointing out a recent release. I'm really sorry about the lack of comments. :)
Klaus Kinski Paganini
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Great review... the movie may be a piece of crap, but you made me want to see it! :)