Bartleboom

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DeAge™ : 7612 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Twilight Monument To Time End
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Really excellent. Concise, but well-crafted. Well done!
Vidoll Romanesque Gothic
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So you’re telling me that these ( ) are all men... I won’t hide that all of this (including the music proposal) leaves me a little perplexed. :)
Sleepy Sun Fever
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Holy crap: I’ve had a review of Embrace almost ready for over a year now, but I can never find the motivation to polish it and send it off... let’s hope the August heat pulls me out of this eternal stupor. Anyway: I confess I’ve listened to it very little, so my judgment counts for very little. It’s nice, but at some points a bit boring. They kept the genuine - almost naïve - approach intact, that fully embraces the late sixties mood I enjoyed in their debut. However, it seemed to me that there are a few too many lags here. It must be said that, as you pointed out, the "critics" (?!) seem to agree that it’s a great album. So let’s say I’ll give it another listen and that’ll be that. Nice review!
Vidoll Romanesque Gothic
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I watched a few videos of these guys. At the risk of sounding like a typical superficial person, I instinctively think it’s mostly a big show that compensates for the weakness and, above all, the banality of the musical proposal with a strong image. But of course, I’ve seen/heard too little to judge, so let’s just say that the previous statement was just a little thought that slipped out and doesn’t deserve too much weight. However, one thing is certain: the bassist (because she’s a woman, right?!?!) kicks butt.
Il Teatro Degli Orrori Live @ Nuvolari Libera Tribù Cuneo 18-06-2010
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Hi Bisio! I hope you are doing well. I'm sending you a greeting, a wish for a peaceful summer, and a little piece of language that you can apply to whichever part of your body you find most appropriate. Bye!
Hypnos 69 The Eclectic Measure
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In June 2010, Legacy was released and, from the first listens, it gets us really excited.
Tweak Bird Tweak Bird
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Fikata! We align ourselves with pentacle satanasso and while they bow down to worship the Dark Lord, we skewer them like little pigs on a spit. By the time they figure out what's happening, we'll already be up 7 to 0. And in the end, we take turns kissing Carbonero live on national TV.
Timur Bekmambetov Wanted - Scegli Il Tuo Destino
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Seen during an atomic flu, with a fever that you could use to cook bacon. Downloaded in a couple of hours, it turned out to be a pixelated file with all the colors shifted to sepia. In short: at one point I thought, maybe there’s a chance for a little action with Jolie. Only I couldn't distinguish her from the furniture and I let it go. A harmless little film, but not bad. Just stick to the rules of the game and don't ask too many questions. And then the story of changing the trajectory of bullets is so chic...
Tweak Bird Tweak Bird
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Let me guess... I bet we're playing with the 5-5-5!
Sodom In The Sign Of Evil
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I forgot to mention this. Rarely, in the history of music, is EVERYTHING so perfectly ugly as in this EP. This record is played badly. And produced worse. The songs sound like a demo from Cronos on his first communion day. The lyrics are ridiculous. Angelripper has an English pronunciation that even Pope Ratzinger wouldn't manage on the third day of Oktober Fest (de zin of zodom iz de zain of iiiivvoooollll!!!!). The Gothic characters on the cover, besides being breath-takingly tacky, are so twisted that nothing is legible. Inside, there's a photo of the band that you can't look at for more than two seconds without being turned into statues of poop. Wonderful...