Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7612 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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The situation is greatly aggravated by the fact that these days and for the next few weeks, I’m swamped with work. Basically, I’m pressed for time and I can’t/won’t be able to hang out/bullshit around much... In short: unless there are reviews for The Figal Frontazz submitted before midnight on the 14th and not yet published, I’m afraid that this time no one’s getting the t-shirt. Or we can give it away to all the girls anyway, on the condition that they send us a photo of them with the DeMaglia wet... Definitely before Christmas, I’ll try to organize another big contest: also because the winner of the t-shirt will have to send a photo with a Santa hat, a fake beard, and the DeBasio t-shirt.
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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Build the review?!? Build the site?!? But you reviewed a book where you had to stick in the penis!!!!! :DD!
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
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Friends. Brothers. Beautiful babes. The fateful day has arrived. The fecal frontier has been crossed. ...and no one won a damn thing!!!!!! so what do we do now?!?
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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"A reviewer, whose name I won't mention to avoid unnecessary controversies." Unnecessary controversies about deb?!?! How can a controversy about deb possibly be unnecessary?!?! Any controversy about deb at the very least guarantees some half an hour of amusement for a few dozen bored employees. So it can NEVER be unnecessary. Let's not joke around: reveal the name!!! Or, at least, give us some hints! P.S.: just let me know if their nickname starts with one of the first four letters of the alphabet. ;)
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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The fact is that it's becoming really hard to tell when a review is copied. There are now over 10,000 review sites, and practically every user has their own personal blog where they republish (not to mention disregarding the Creative Commons license) reviews that appeared on the web (or vice versa) + not all reviews published online are dated, so it's also a mess trying to figure out which one was written first. Moreover, ever since Punitore started writing about the junk he finds on the 1 euro stands, the problem practically no longer exists: as long as he was reviewing L'Atalante, he might have needed some inspiration, but to review "600 black holes," all he has to do is bend over at a 90° angle in front of a mirror and let his imagination run wild...
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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Anyway, I would bet a t-shirt that the silver medal would go to sessiaiace...
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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Well, the number of reviews with the Oh-Uh is rather slim. Some time ago, I did a very simple Google search, and I found about 140 reviews (of which at least 135 were from the Untor... oops, the Punisher and his various manifestations).
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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"It was a time of disproportionate and relentless persecution against me by some extremist factions, where anything I did was pointed out for public ridicule." I can only confirm such a reconstruction. Those were great times...
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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"And with this, I light the last cigarette of the condemned and say goodbye forever. Bye and thank you, Francesco." Francè, it looks like you've changed your mind and quit smoking...
Alice Sturiale Il libro di Alice
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Let's read an excerpt from the most beautiful comment in debaserian history, dated March 5, 2006. It's written by someone named Francesco: "I have seen the uproar unleashed by my latest copy-paste reviews. All true, and I'm not here to justify anything (or almost). In these 5 months, I have reviewed about 77 albums, of which only the last 7 have been more or less copied or reworked from existing comments or reviews." But was Minzolini already the director of TG1 in 2006?!?