Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7612 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Sodom In War And Pieces
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Yeah, but it’s all people who have been around for 25 years: in another 2 or 3 years, they’ll all be out and about wearing adult diapers for the small or medium leaks, and then it will be a bitter mess. We should see if there’s anyone among the new generation capable of taking up the torch... P.S.: the new Forbidden?!?!?!? I had no idea! Someone review it, for Odin!
Sodom In War And Pieces
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Good job. I didn't even know it had been released... it's been a while since I listened to a Sodom album: I might just give it a listen. Delightful cover.
The Apples in Stereo Velocity Of Sound
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Perfectly done in terms of length and rhythm. Bravo bravo bravo.
Negramaro Casa 69
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The lead singer of Negramaro, along with J-Ax and the keyboardist of Dari, forms a triad of great mystical power. Just seeing one of the three is enough to make me burp and fart at the same time. We should freeze them and let future generations handle them: maybe in a few hundred years they’ll discover a way to make the shit smell nice.
Best Coast Crazy For You
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Naaa... if it were Core, the kitty would have had fluffy fur. More or less like this: Ingrandisci questa immagine
Best Coast Crazy For You
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the kitty reminds me of something: but wasn't this album reviewed a few months ago?! Anyway, for me, you're still Carluccio... even if in some parts you remind me of Il_Paolo. Actually, if instead of Mojave you had thrown in Cesenatico and some nonsense about how beautiful the Autogrill are in August, I wouldn't have had any doubts!
Yngwie J. Malmsteen Relentless
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"Rule number A" broke me...
Marco Travaglio Ad personam
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Until some time ago, there was a medal that would appear every 2-3 months and give me a 1 on all the reviews. At one point, he called some of his 15-16 year old friends, got them to sign up for debasio, and they too started giving me 1s. He even founded a Facebook group called "DebaserMerda" or something like that. Clinical tests show it: metallians do it better!
Marco Travaglio Ad personam
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Yes, but damn, you can't get rid of my little metal ones! In the absence of Sfascia, I am the senior user of the category: their soul belongs to me! You can't take it out on those who review, I don't know, the (lasagna) rock or the pop singers?
Marco Travaglio Ad personam
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Today we learned that the evolutionary scale of shit consists of three phases: 1) normal feces; 2) animated feces; 3) dry shit; I could have sworn that dry shit came before normal feces...