Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7612 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Brad Paisley Mud on the Tires
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Usually, the fact that the cover features a photo of the artist in a party dress smeared with cow dung, and in the background, the pick-up stuck in a mountain of steaming mud, is a good hint.
Low Trust
Low Trust
13 dec 10
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I didn't know them. I'm discovering them through this album. And it seems amazing to me.
John Mayer Battle Studies
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Sorry for the lack of comments: the review is well-written and it's the right length for me. I've listened to some stuff on the Tube and my fears have been confirmed. In the meantime, I keep wondering how one can decide to release albums with covers of that kind...
Michael Jackson Michael
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I don't think I'll ever understand the music business. I mean: you want to dance the giga on the death of others? Fine. You want to squeeze the lemon even if it's in an advanced stage of decomposition? I'm in. You want to fatten up more than the little dogs treating poor Maicol Cekson as if he were a bar of Lindor? No problem. But, for god's sake, explain to me why the hell you have to do it with a cover that looks like the first clumsy attempt of someone who has just been gifted Photoshop for Dummies!!
Dalla - De Gregori Work in progress
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@Geenoo: I don't really see what’s wrong with that sentence.
Iron Maiden Visions Of The Beast
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And anyway: ARRIBA EL MEDAL AND DEATH TO CACATON!!!!!!
Iron Maiden Visions Of The Beast
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Damn! Not knowing what to cook for lunch, I rushed to the latest Iron review hoping to find recipes galore... and instead, we’re only at 10 comments?!?!? Bad times... I’ll just make a toast.
Dalla - De Gregori Work in progress
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Forgive me first, but then I ask you: I have been reading your pages on overly hyped artists for YEARS, overcooked like a zampone on Saint Stephen's Day and victims of a deadly loop of Christmas box sets, cover albums with cash-grabbing collaborations, reunions selling out the Olympic Stadium at 200 bucks a ticket... and most of the time it seems to me like I’m reading disappointment-disillusionment from you. Maybe I just happened to catch the wrong pages, but really the feeling is that when asked, "Is this era completely over...?", you have already answered. And again: how can you answer this question if you insist on looking to the past? The era you speak of is bound to end: in a few years they will all be dead! In short: let’s start to detach ourselves from the zombies, especially if they have nothing new to say and, most importantly, if their favorite sport is to bulk up around December 25th every year with some ridiculous musical rubbish, who knows, maybe something new and beautiful will come out. P.S.: The Muti of the golden years was a brilliant actress endowed with a body sculpted by the gods, who was lucky enough not to meet the same fate as Lilly Carati. Even she, however, today is a fifty-something too oxygenated, with an obvious facial semi-paralysis due to plastic surgery and more botulinum than red blood cells in her body... for me, we are always back to square one. :)
The Cure 4:13 Dream
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"thirtieth studio album by the Cure." Yes, and who the hell are they? Giucas Casella?!