Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7611 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Omar Rodriguez Lopez Mantra Hiroshima
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A few days ago, the Mars Volta called me and confirmed that, all things considered, they find you as likable as a menstrual cycle during the only week of vacation at the beach that a young couple allows themselves in a year. Anyway, give Deloused in the Comatorium a try. If you don’t like that either… well, it was already known that you have shit taste, wasn’t it?
Metallica Load
Metallica Load
4 feb 11
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But indeed the exaggerated level of success of Metallica remains for me a painful mystery destined to remain unsolved, much like the age of Rita Levi Montalcini or the gender of Amanda Lear. The truth is that Metallica plays the metal that appeals to those who don't listen to metal. I know girls who know the lyrics to Ride The Lightning by heart and would be ready for an upside-down oral sex marathon in exchange for a ticket to one of their concerts, but if you even try to let them hear, I don’t know, any album by Judas, the vaginal lockout ensues... oh well!
Metallica Load
Metallica Load
4 feb 11
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Not so much a historical falsehood. In reality, it was with this album that the relationship between Metallica, the media, and the public changed forever. Essentially, bolstered by the intergalactic success of the Black Album, the four heavyweights decided to ride the winning cart for as long as possible. Hence, a clear break from the past, musically certainly, but also and above all in terms of image: black and white photos, stylish poses, short hair, high-budget videos in heavy rotation, guest appearances, interviews on TV Sorrisi e Canzoni (really), and many other nice things that would lead Hetfield and Ulrich to enthusiastically watch Avril Lavigne sing Fuel on the MTV Tribute stage. The problem is that back then, there were enormous expectations for this record. And instead, we all took it nicely up the ass. Everyone. No one could have anticipated such a change. It was an album that had all the right cards to not appeal to anyone, but if listened to without prejudice, reveals some good things.
M. Night Shyamalan Unbreakable
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The cinema release of this film was accompanied by immense expectations, given the huge success of the parapsychology related to I don’t remember what from The Sixth Sense. I remember leaving the theater extremely disappointed, barely holding back a cosmic fuck you. Re-watching it a few years later, I confess I have reevaluated it quite a bit. Recently, I watched L'ultimo dominatore dell'aria (which, despite what the name might suggest, is NOT a film about the last time I ordered pasta e fagioli at the trattoria) and I found it to be a decent pile of crap, more due to the impossibility of condensing a series of over 30 episodes into a couple of hours of film than due to the director's inability.
Omar Rodriguez Lopez Mantra Hiroshima
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I really enjoyed him with At The Drive In (first) and then with Mars Volta. I’ve seen some of his live performances and I didn’t like them at all. To be honest, this thing of releasing an album every week has always frustrated me a lot, so much so that, to this day, I’ve listened to very little of his solo career. However, this one seems really interesting and, above all, very close to the genre that I like the most. By any chance, do you have any useful links (aumma aumma...)? Great review, compliments. Welcome to Debasio.
Anacrusis Manic Impressions
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These, back in my metal phase, I hadn't even heard of. Some time ago, in a resurgence of interest for these sounds, and intrigued by many positive reviews I found online, I had checked out Suffering Hour: honestly, it didn't impress me much, and so I didn't delve deeper into this band. I'll give this one a try as well. Great recommendation. Well done!
Trey Parker & Matt Stone South Park - Cartoon Wars (Parte I e II)
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The story of the nervous little guy + chamomile you had already used, animal. And anyway, the previous comment was just to tell you: look, even as a fake you suck. You always repeat the exact same things. You wanted to play the role of the really mean one who insults everyone, but in just two weeks, no one gave a shit about you anymore. Now you roam around the site leaving normal comments, participating in discussions, or mocking metalheads. Probably the fact that I gave a shit about you (even if only to point out how much of a beast you are) will give you an excuse to stay alive for a few more weeks and leave a few more bullshit comments, but - believe me - you don't have what it takes to be a fake. Not even close. Bye bye.
Trey Parker & Matt Stone South Park - Cartoon Wars (Parte I e II)
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Shut up, dog. And before commenting, decide once and for all if with this fake account you want to act like a vulgar tough guy (that nobody cares about...) or if you want to seriously engage in discussions. Because in your usual guise, you're already slower than the interregional from Milan to Brescia, and if you start using different nicknames, it’s really time for your brain to explode.
Parov Stelar Daylight
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If the sum Odra of the appetizers doesn't care, I - as a good disciple - couldn't care less. And then usually at the aperitif there's so much chaos just to get the rice salad that you can't even hear the music. I like the review: if it had been 10-15 lines shorter, I would have liked it even more. Aù-aù-aù.
Michael Winterbottom 24 Hour Party People
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In fact, I preferred your previous review. This one seems a bit too rushed, almost written in haste. It's a shame because the film looks really interesting. In any case, I promised myself that I would always give you a 5, and that’s what I intend to keep doing.