NickGhostDrake

Alfre', what are you saying? Check my comments in my profile and let me know how many of them refer to metal. If there are more than 10 in the last year, I'll gift you a record by Anal Cunt.

"hippopotamus cock-sucker"?? is this the best you can come up with? and stop with these silly phrases, THE METAL IS ALIVE!!! METAL IS LIVE AND NEVER DIE!! THRASH UND ROLL, METAL UP YOUR ASS, THRASH AND DIE, THRASH UND AUSFIDERSEN, THRASH MY ASS. what the hell do they even mean?

With all due respect, it doesn’t seem to me that the kid said that metalheads are bad. Stop clinging to the usual rhetoric. We anti-metalheads have evolved. There are bad Black people, bad Romanians, bad Neapolitans, bad poppers, and we’ve come to this. What the kid is telling you is advice, namely that you should grow up. Stop being so touchy; you can’t be told anything. Personally, I just want to say that the covers of these masterpieces, their contents full of crap, piss, guts, rotten corpses and freshly killed ones, if at first they might be acceptable by virtue of the right to choose, in the long run, they become really ridiculous. And then enough, be objective: these CDs all look alike, they all talk about the same thing, they have the same musical (or anti-musical?) approach, they don’t invent anything in the genre, but rather endlessly reproduce its forms. I really appreciate your effort to analyze them as entities in themselves, but the truth is that 90% of the metalheads on this site are barely 15-18 years old, and that must mean something. Lately on this site, every day I’m drowning under an avalanche of seriousness and vulgarity: everyone taking themselves seriously and – above all – taking masterpieces of this kind seriously, with covers like these, lyrics like these. I already struggle immensely to deal with the crap of everyday life, and you propose to me “Un'Ansia allucinante” (Cadaver), “misantropia euforica puritanica” (Dimmu Boghir), “Macella il debole” (my favorite, by Devourment) and so on, in a riot of shit to eat, limbs to dismember, eyes to gouge, butts to smash. This is my personal opinion, and I wanted to share it with you. Then do as you please, but don’t reply to me with “do you still believe the story that ‘metalheads are bad’,” because if I really had to define metalheads, I would have hundreds of examples ready for sure, but not of badness. Take care and METAL UP YOUR GLOOMY ASS.

Kid A: I saw your profile. We have eerily similar tastes, there isn't a single thing I wouldn't have chosen too, all of them, huh! It's the first time it's happened to me in 30 years!

Sanjuro wouldn't be able to make me angry even if he reviewed my mother cooking bucatini cacio e pepe.

Yes, I can't read it either. Disgusting reformist communists, pathetic improvementists. I won’t be swayed and will stay on the far left, where the damn Nirvana page is not available. In fact, I’m heading to Ondarock, where everyone has a penis, even the women.

For Italian grammar, you have the same effect as LostInSpace behind my back.

For Italian grammar, it has the effect of a crucifix on Count Dracula: but I give you a 5 because I vote a bit how it comes to me.

Please provide the text you would like me to translate.

I tried to be there in every way, but I didn't make it. Instead, I was at the Low concert, who performed the album "Things We Lost in the Fire" at Koko in Camden. I should mention that both bands are among my favorites and that this project (some of the best indie acts perform an entire album from their career, from the first to the last note) I found simply irresistible. My favorite album of theirs is "The Boy with the Arab Strap". I think I would put this one in second place. Great review.