Il Chiavone

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DeAge™ : 7698 days • Here since 13 may 2005

AA.VV. Queen Of The Damned OST

31 aug 05

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Do you know what really pisses me off??? The fact that my review of the Star Wars soundtrack wasn’t published, because they claimed it wasn’t a musical score, and then, et voilà, here’s a review of a film soundtrack... how strange... I feel like I'm being taken for a ...

Britney Spears In The Zone

27 aug 05

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The truth about Britney is that she is a COMPLETE misunderstood ARTIST: you might be looking for English words in her lyrics... BUT... she sings in Neapolitan. In fact, "nde' zonnne" means nothing other than "intention" and the album, believe me, is the ultimate expression of Neapolitan progressive that, as strange as it sounds, is exactly like plastic pop...

Britney Spears In The Zone

27 aug 05

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I'm twenty years old, rebel... Enkriko, I like beautiful women, what can I do???
Anyway, in one of my mental musings, a chilling thought appeared to me: if P. Diddy (Daddy, Dildo, or whatever the hell that asshole is called) produced the posthumous album of Pink Floyd featuring the likes of Britney "bum-bum whore" Spears, what would come out of it??? And especially, if unfortunately this CD made of matter came into contact with antimatter, what would be its fate and the fate of humanity???

Britney Spears In The Zone

27 aug 05

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I believe that delving into music sometimes means making discoveries like this one... the review is a step back from that of Green Day.

Christina Aguilera is a mouse, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ ......, great for getting off on...

Jimi Tenor Beyond The Stars

25 aug 05

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Hello! Socrates, a curiosity... do you happen to have "organism" as well, and if so, is it on par with this one being reviewed???

Green Day American Idiot

25 aug 05

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Mr. Giuliano Ferrara, thank you very much for your invitation, ...uhm... gallant, but I believe I am already busy for any day you propose because your scoundrel and sulfurous spirit makes me regret never having been a political prisoner in a Siberian Gulag. As for the midwives (just to avoid saying SHITTY WHORES), I provide you with the name of my favorite Pappa from whom my supplies have now dwindled quite a bit due to various and bothersome reasons: GIGI D'ALESSIO.

Green Day American Idiot

24 aug 05

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Goodbye odradek and may the force be with you ...

Green Day American Idiot

24 aug 05

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And I'll tell you more, Odradek, while they're having sex there's a guy in the corner who’s drunk (the man is wasted, not the corner...) with his Neapolitan accent who sings "Bella Stronza" by Marco Masini on a small piano, misplaying the notes (it’s only logical he makes these mistakes, he’s drunk!)

I believe that with this scene my disgust has taken a shape in the world of the tangible...