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DeRank : 14,39
DeAge™ : 8241 days • Here since 21 october 2003
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Murder Of The Universe
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Let's do a recap of the year! You come back rarely, but when you do, you make it count :D
Seal Seal II
Seal Seal II
19 oct 17
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Black and with pimples. I spent years wondering if it was really blackness, or if they were really pimples.
Or maybe all black people had them, but they couldn't be seen because black beats red.
I never gave myself an answer, and indeed the world is falling apart.
Golden Retriever Rotations
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On the phone, the cover looked like an upside-down bag of powder drug on a table.
I was intrigued by the combination of "drug bag/cutesy name" and so I clicked. The strong disappointment of the combination "cutesy name/photo that really pissed me off of the sea" made me come here to write this without even knowing who the reviewer is.
Because remember, always remember this: SEA PHOTOS HAVE PISSED ME OFF.
Rowan Joffe Tin Star
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The basics are wonderful and Tim Roth is a great catch, but Carlos's comment scared me.
Well, I’ll note it down.
LCD Soundsystem American Dream
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But LCD stood for Liquid Crystal Display or for Licià Colò Dislessica? Or for why, for what?
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Orange
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Baby Driver is a piece of shit movie.
Charlie Brooker Black Mirror: Bianco Natale
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But if this is 8.5, who do you give the 10 to, the Big Bang?
Babyland You Suck Crap
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The video in the first link is applause-worthy for the river bend that draws two testicles. I mean, it’s not every day you find a river that shapes two testicles. Seeing it too is no small feat.
These are people with guts, then.
Queens of the Stone Age Villains
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And now, the blockbuster that everyone is waiting for: "Off with the Colonoscopy."
Your butt has never been so crowded.
Unsane Sterilize
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Dear steriliiiizzaatoooo, you know I’ve been waiting for you for a while
and since my ear has aged, I’ll listen to you louder
Poor my viiiciiiinoo, whose head will explode
But I live in the desert, so you know how much I couldn’t care less
See dear insane one, what I have to come up with?
Because I don’t have the computer with me, so I have fuck all to do?
See see see see...