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Wow, what a bunch of old-timers in this review...
Can Tago Mago
19 oct 18
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Tagomago, no Alpitour?

Oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddd!
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I just finished it a little while ago, and just like the first one: what a drag, folks, what a drag. Bang bang bang, bang bang, all clear copy that wipe them all cabron chingala matalo. The Secretary of Defense is an idiot.

Basically an 80s Schwarzenegger movie but well done and with the right music, but it’s still an 80s film.
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I fell asleep. This franchise is a total bore, and it’s unclear why no one invests 3/400 million and brings to life 3/5 films based on The Power Of The Dog and Winslow's The Cartel.

This stuff is like the fairy tale of the Mexican ogre; the fact that they refer to Cartel in the singular is just laughable.
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For years, Emis Killa has boasted about being the best rapper in Italy, but why in every review do you have to include a fact that doesn't exist, has never happened, isn't true, or makes no sense?



In every review, no matter what, you have to say some insane nonsense that has nothing to do with it and could have easily been avoided.
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But Lou hadn't publicly admitted that it was a troll and that it made him shit blood too?
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In my opinion, you should open an import-export business for Khat, that stuff that Ethiopians and Yemenis eat. You can make carrot cakes out of it and sell them to vegans.
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#geenoomerda this one was booming for an entire autumn winter, it was coming out of all the speakers of all the souped-up Punto cars.
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But come on, everyone who has good taste loves the movie; in fact, it's a great test to see if someone is an idiot, really. If they say "ammèmmipiace scarfeis e tutti i filmis dellaggente cattiva!", you ask them if they like this one, and if they do, then they like other good movies. If they don’t, they’re an idiot who watches Il Capo dei Capi on Canale 5.

Seriously, give it a shot, it always hits the mark.
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Are you kidding us, or do the TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA really play Super Metal Cattivissimo? I thought it was a compilation of disco_dance from the early '90s.
I can also express myself by saying that "a lot of people have definitely thought like I do."