katzenjammer

And the shallow?? Where do we place the shallow?? Guys, there’s really a lot of "stoner," call it whatever you like... and it remains the rock movement that excites me more than any other. The Cozzas might not be stoner, Josh says they should be called robotic rock.. but for me... AMINCEVAUNCAS, they make music that I adore (not as much as the Caius) and you can call it whatever you want. However, repetitive riffs, a pinch of psychedelia (just a pinch), mental trips, drugs... are common elements in stoner rock too. And then when the term "stoner" was coined, it didn’t even fit the Caius... but it's music for stoners in the desert; a stoner gets stoned, so: stoner. I just read today that a multimillion-dollar offer was made to Josh to reform Kyuss, but he declined, saying they’re dead now, the past is the past and things like that.. bla, bla, bla. Damn, undoubtedly "stone age complications" will never be awarded as album of the year and it's also true that there are much rarer microgrooves... but if you think that 50,000 copies were printed, that it didn’t arrive in Italy, and that there are records that sold the same number but with a handful of zeros more... in short, a Cozza fan should own it... and I repeat, the cover of Wake Up Screaming is truly mind-blowing. The purpose of this album is purely commercial, but I chose it and I’m happy I paid 12 euros for it.

Strangler, you're really an idiot. One of those rare ones. Go give your ass to a negro! Even in Spain, I find the time to tell you to fuck off.

So I will consider myself very lucky... and also a 5... wow!!

Kosmo, you tell me "hilarious review" and then you don't vote?? Oh, no! That’s not how it works!

Fuck! Look, you could have been successful! They have burping contests, you know, right? Maybe you could have made it past the nationals and even ended up at the Olympics... Anyway, you can pick this activity back up, there are no age limits... actually, the older you get, the more you gain weight, the more your belly can hold air. No, anyway, obviously I don't judge an artist based on those criteria... but Zakk is like that and he's a cool guy... if he wore pink tutus and played violins, it wouldn't be the same...

Oooh! Wylde doesn’t give a damn about anything or anyone, politics first and foremost! He’s a boozed-up Texan hick jamming with a guitar! What more do you want? He’s the coolest! He belches like an anteater… spits… has a vocabulary made up of 20 words… smells… He’s a badass! Speaking of emotions, I’d rather get my eardrums punctured at a Zakk live show than sit through 35 hours of a single Steve Vai solo; he’s good, sure… but he doesn’t do anything for me, even if he wears the laser gloves.
Moonchild, you’re right, but you know, I suffer from fisherman’s syndrome; I always exaggerate everything... “It was a night split by lightning and thunder you can’t even imagine when the silhouette of a monster appeared, taller than the mast of the biggest bell tower you can envision. The beast had two dragons tied to it, spewing rivers of lava from their mouths that filled the air with sulfurous clouds. When it wielded in its arms, as large as oaks, the hammer of the gods, it tore the ground apart, opening gloomy chasms that descended for miles, down to the realm of the underworld. And from below, tongues of fire were rising! That’s how it went at Ozzfest, mark my words! It went just like that!”
.......I could write power metal lyrics....

Well, I don't think it's fair to judge a MUSIC DISK solely based on the political choices of the musicians... Of course, everyone is free to do what they want, but if one decides to take an "anti-American" stance (which I theoretically agree with), then it's not enough to stand against the "Bush supporters" (and there are quite a few, just think of Gene Simmons and Ted Nugent)... One must also reject everything that lines Bush's pockets, that is, everything that comes from an American label... It's not worth it... Everyone keeps their own ideas, expresses them as they wish, votes for whoever they want, and then based on their "musical feeling," listens to who they LIKE... Zakk may be a damn Texan, a fucking supporter of Bush, but he can play, he rocks, so why not appreciate him for his NOTES? By the way, great review (good job Kazzonejammer), even though my favorite from BLS remains Sonic Brew.

Ah, Perez, see you on June 12th... just a heads up, if you don't have a beer in hand for even just a second, zakkino will get angry!

Someone with the nickname Bathory can only be cool… Zakk embodies the metalhead figure! Did you know that at a Pantera concert he unexpectedly showed up on stage with 2 huge Rottweilers on a leash? The band stopped playing, Zakk handed the dogs to DimeBag, took the guitar and launched into an amazing, devastating solo while Phil Anselmo was pouring beer cans over him? HE'S SO COOL!

Ah, in the end, it could just be a bunch of crap to sell more records... take the case of Slayer! Kerry King stated that the satanism and neo-Nazism that underpin the band's philosophy are just meant to create a "cooler" image for the group and thus to get all those kids who want to be rebellious at 14 to buy the albums... Strangler, come on... don't give a damn about this crap! It’s just for sales. Do you really think those idiots in the Sex Pistols did that because they believed it?? And so did all the others.