What sadness, dear brothers, seizes the unwary adventurer of DeB while reading the review of the already valiant
@[rafssru], a worthy author of much more insightful and effective critiques on these moribund pages... What numbness of the soul overtakes us as we think of his descriptions of countless works that used to entice the empty DeBaseriano to lift his buttocks from the sofa and head to the nearby discographic pusher to acquire the work that our beloved critic had so effectively described, pushing us to buy it sight unseen...
Those days are no more, my dearest brothers, and an unbearable gray and dreary aura envelops the now weary minds of our beloved reviewer who, perhaps clouded by the onset of a degenerative neurological disease, perhaps simply no longer able to scrape the bottom of a discography that, alas for him and woe for us, reduces valuable products year after year to a flickering light. For these reasons, our little brother retrieves from the depths of said, fetid barrel a work that we shall call thus for the sake of brevity, a product as useless as it is harmful that already at the time of its release caused no small troubles to the unwary Genoese shopkeepers who dared to display it in their windows, colored as it was with those shameful chromatic elements, discordant with every ideal of beauty, capable of causing, with merely its appearance, neuromotor and sensory-ophthalmic pathologies to the few, unsuspecting adventurers who dared to observe it.
Soon the unfortunate product was relegated to the darkest corner of the store and ultimately kept in the only space where it was worthy to show itself, the bathroom, preferably hung inside the toilet designated for solid-liquid excretion.
It must also be said that the pair of brothers Aldo and Vittorio De Scalzi had enjoyed utmost esteem until then, composed as they were of two true musical talents, already members, respectively, of the glorious Picchio dalPozzo (top-class prog/Canterbury) and Pivio-De Scalzi (multi-award-winning soundtracks), with one of them even playing in New Trolls, there’s no need to say more...
The two ruined their prestigious careers with this single product of the lowest, to put it mildly, quality, disgusting both in its artwork and in its musical content (???)
Lastly, we would like to idealistically embrace the ladies who, during their gestation period, passed in front of those windows where the dreadful product was displayed, the mere sight of which, as has been scientifically proven, caused dozens of spontaneous miscarriages.
I shall say no more.
However, I wait for the noble
@[rafssru], possibly supported by a valid medical team and a cocktail of neuroleptics, vitamins, and blue pills, to return boldly as we have known him in the glory of yesteryear and to propose musical products that are at least worthy of such a name, renewing in us the trust that he is always by our side, vigilant and focused.
P.S. Whether we win or lose, forza Genoa and Doria merda.