Schizoid Man

Good job, teenage! :D However, I prefer some of their other works to this one! :D

What the hell did I give a 4 to the album? 4? O_O seee... switch! number 5 takes the place of 4! oh yeah... hello supervai lolloso and lovvoso! :P

Ugh... Ian Gillan is really unbearable! With Deep Purple, you can maybe overlook it, but the rest... for me, Black Sabbath is Paranoid... the rest is just fluff!

but how is it that the one in 2012 is bullshit!? and I, who sold everything I had to enjoy these last miserable years of life, what now? -.-" damn Giacobbo...

Oh no, come on... even whores have their dignity! This one, on the other hand, doesn't have that whore posture at all! Be honest :D At most, I could see her well in some softcore film! :D

Sergeant Hartman: "And what excuse do you have?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, excuse me what, Sir?!"
Sergeant Hartman: "I ask the questions here until proven otherwise, am I clear?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, yes Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "Good, thank you very much. Do you mind if I take charge for a while?!"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, no Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "Are you a little excited? Are you a little nervous?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, yes, nervous Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "Am I making you nervous?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir..."
Sergeant Hartman: "Sir what!?... were you planning to call me an asshole!?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, no Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "How tall are you, soldier?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, 1.73 Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "One meter and seventy-three, they didn't make piles of shit that high back then! Are you trying to shortchange me a few centimeters, huh!?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, no Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "But it's clear I say that the best part of the splash you were born from flowed between your mother's cheeks and stained the mattress, they made you with the leftovers! Where the hell are you from anyway, soldier?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, Texas Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "Strange, I always knew that bulls and queers are born in Texas, Private Cowboy, you don’t have the bull’s air at all, so the circle tightens! Do you suck dick?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, no Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "Do you blow into them to inflate them?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, no Sir."
Sergeant Hartman: "I bet you’re one of those ingrates who sticks it in some poor guy's ass without having the courtesy to jerk it off in front of him to repay the favor! I’ll keep an eye on you!"

...maybe it's a Gaga review! and you're gagging like a fake! :P "from the piano played by GaGa" uahahahahahah! :D

but also no!...

"take the legs off crabs" what the hell kind of games were you playing as a kid, puni? damn... -.-

this "melody" has captivated me more than the others (except for the silver mirror, that's obvious)... it's a mix of the ancient and the? modern (metal)... sometimes I feel like I can hear Angelo Branduardi... Really great job... Long live Rhapsody of Fire... (quote)