Schizoid Man

what a shit review, you idiot and jerk, I mean the review!

Faith, be careful not to pull my ears too much, otherwise I'll end up with "malederecchie" :D :D :D

both the review and the work being reviewed seem to have come out of a blender set to "clichés" mode!! the sixties, the bastard society, the illusion of drugs, etc etc etc... congratulations to both! not to mention that I don’t see all this literature, let alone philosophy and even spirituality! totally useless record, totally useless review :D :D by the way, yet another one that adds nothing to this pile of crap of a record! :D

Okay, the above comment is worthy of the best alcoholic :(

PANNZZOONE, does Inter's victory burn you or is it simply hemorrhoids!? No, tell me if I can alleviate your condition, whatever it is, I mean anything I can do just for you, I will do...

There are only two things you can control in life: art and masturbation. (Woody Allen)

but darnit.... dlf we wrote the same thing! :D :D :D :D

It was August, and the poor little bird,
wounded by the shot of a musket,
went in search of shelter for its injured wing,
only to end up inside a church.
From the confessional curtain,
the parish priest caught a glimpse of the creature
while the faithful sat quietly,
murmuring their prayers.
A woman who saw the little bird
picked it up and tucked it into her bosom.
Suddenly, a chirp was heard:
cio cio, cip cip cio.
Someone laughed at this bird song,
and the priest, annoyed, shouted: "Brothers!
Whoever has the bird, please be so kind
as to leave the house of the Lord!"
The men, a bit surprised by these words,
slowly and puzzled lifted their soles,
but the priest left the confessional and said:
"Wait - he said - I expressed myself poorly!
Go back and listen to me,
only the one who took the bird must leave!"
With heads bowed and crowns in hand,
all the women slowly exited.
But as they were leaving, the priest shouted:
"But where are you going, foolish ladies!
Stay here, so everyone can listen and sit,
I'm addressing the one who took it in church!"
Obediently, at that very moment,
all the nuns stood up,
their faces flushed with embarrassment,
leaving the house of the Lord.
"For the love of all the saints - shouted the priest -
sisters, come back and be quiet.
We must clear up, brothers in sin,
the misunderstanding and the series of mistakes:
let only the one who is so villainous
as to be in church with the bird in hand leave!"
Well hidden in a secluded corner,
a girl with her boyfriend,
in a side chapel,
almost fainted,
and with a face pale as death
said: "What did I tell you? He noticed!"

Weddings at Cana. Jesus dazzles with a series of miraculous performances that draw prolonged applause from the guests. The enthusiastic host, thrilled by the show, calls the secretary and says, "Now, this is someone who's good! Starting tomorrow, Tony Binarelli is out!"

"I'm not interested in a big piece of ass. I want the whole thing!" :D :D