JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Metallica Kill 'Em All

1 jun 12

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A guy goes to the doctor. Doctor: <Yes, it seems to me that the fracture has calcified well, I would say you can start doing stairs again> <Really? That's great, I was tired of entering the house through the gutter.>

Metallica Kill 'Em All

1 jun 12

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A guy goes to the doctor: <Doctor, hello, I came for the X-rays...> <Well, you could have come in through the door, like everyone else.>

Metallica Kill 'Em All

1 jun 12

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A guy goes to the doctor: "Doctor, I have a problem: if I eat meat, I poop meat. If I eat fish, I poop fish. If I eat tomatoes... I poop tomatoes... I don't know what to do anymore." "Try eating shit."

Metallica Kill 'Em All

1 jun 12

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A guy goes to the doctor: <Doctor, I suffer from memory lapses!>, <Please, could you repeat that: do you suffer from memory lapses?> <What? I suffer from memory lapses???

Metallica Kill 'Em All

1 jun 12

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I read the first sentence and meanwhile I tell you: MANDANE ABBBBBBOMBA.

Kylie Minogue The Best Of

1 jun 12

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Tuh.

Kylie Minogue The Best Of

1 jun 12

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2 reviews of 'staqua in De-Home-Page simultaneously. A round of applause to the De-Server for the endurance.

Queen Queen

31 may 12

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Anyway, I don't know if the Quiiin are truly the best band in history, but there are many talented artists who have followed in their footsteps and are performing their covers. One of them is a friend of mine, I think he's really, really good; if you get a chance, go listen to him:

Kylie Minogue Timebomb

31 may 12

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I won't give you a 1 because that's clearly what you want. Even if you really liked this girl, you wouldn't be writing this avalanche of nonsense.

Queen Queen

31 may 12

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"Queen was formed in the late 1960s from the union of guitarist Brian May, drummer Roger Taylor, singer Freddie Mercury and" ... for those who have gone beyond: I admire you a lot, you have too much guts. If we meet, I'll buy you a beer.