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DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Deolinda Canção ao Lado

21 nov 12

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Excuse MMMMMitica De-Portoguesa for intruding so late in this strumming & melodious paJinetta, but I was in the De-privèèè tinkering to ban the one who, as (ex)-EditorZ, didn’t love bacalhau, the prepheryto dish of the batterieZta degli Accceffalics given its Atlantean origins. Well, now Fado away.

Röyksopp The Understanding

20 nov 12

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AH anyway, the review is as impeccable and sneaky as always, the cover would even tempt me for this little piece, but reading the DeGeneri I think it’s better to keep my distance.

Röyksopp The Understanding

20 nov 12

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"Scandinavia is a region that – musically speaking – is rarely mentioned"... talk to a few people who listen to Black Metal. It's the only region they mention.

AcephaliX Deathless Master

19 nov 12

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However, I would like to distance myself from all this AcceffalicamentoX-Pronk-RecenZoreo. I could tell you, dear De-PronkerZ, that this stuff was drafted in a twilight state induced by the consumption of homogenized dog-flavored products, or that the publication should not have been in CassaPaggina but in CassaDaMorto, considering the genre. But I will opt for a more sincere and honest: "it's DESTROY-CARROZHS' fault." They did it all.

Queen Rocks

19 nov 12

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An interesting review because it taught me that Queen makes heavy metal.

Band of Horses Mirage Rock

18 nov 12

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Well, eZimia GEOandGEO, a dazzling review for a sinus proposal that I don’t know if it will leave me tachycardic. However, I’ll give an auscultation to this Bear-Band. Moreover, Destroy-Carrozhs tells me they resemble the great ACCEFFALICS a lot, especially regarding the spare picks used by the bassist. Chao bea!

Down NOLA

17 nov 12

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When it came out in the mid-'90s (more or less), I expected it to be a load of crap from diZchetto. Then I listened to it and saw them (much later) in concert. And I changed my mind.

Premiata Forneria Marconi Chocolate Kings

17 nov 12

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Beautiful diZchettolo, and the live shows of PiEffeEmme are great.

Misery Loves Co. Not Like Them

17 nov 12

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Hehe, nice catch here. However, the little ditty in question barely passes for me and that's it, I liked the namesake better. Anyway, it's fine NIN and FF, but I honestly don’t hear any trace of Pantera.