JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008

R.E.M. Murmur

8 dec 12

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"the most enchanting refrain of the REM discography." I think it's the fourteenth time you've written that phrase in an REM review, Racs.

Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence

7 dec 12

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Anyone who writes a review on Drim Fiatar and begins with "Prefazione:" is already just the right amount of terrifying. Then I saw the little border after the first paragraph... I can’t give less than a 5. But I might just ban you anyway, you know.

Piero Scaruffi Una Storia della Musica Rock

7 dec 12

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However, I mean, if we give Scaruffi a 1, what do we give to the foolish publisher who released something with a title-cover like that, -4? Before my eye even lands on a piece of junk like that in a bookstore, I think I've already bought something like "How to Become an Eskimo in Just 3 Weeks."

Stoned Jesus Seven Thunders Roar

7 dec 12

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MMMMMMitico HELL-GRING! I just stumbled upon a song on the Tube of 'stiqua, great beautiful recommendation; if you don't know them, I suggest you check out the stoner-psych psychedelic Ukrainians MOZERGUSH.

Ferrero Kinder Pan e Cioc Tortina Cacao

6 dec 12

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Ewwai, man, even the food reviews now! I’ve never even heard of this snack with a name that makes me laugh (CIOC?), anyway, I’m totally going to lump it all together: branded stuff and, yeah, also expensive, full of preservatives, colorants, sugars, and advertising. Disgustorama.

The Hives Live @ Alcatraz, Milano 04.12.12

6 dec 12

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Anyway, I would definitely love to catch them in concert too.

The Hives Live @ Alcatraz, Milano 04.12.12

6 dec 12

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New Age, huh... But what about you, my beautiful one?

Antonio Polito Contro i papà

6 dec 12

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BelliZZimo. I can understand the publisher printing this stuff to sell, but you wasting time writing a review or (I hope not, eh) reading this...

The Beatles A Day In The Life

4 dec 12

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No, come on, there has to be an explanation; like reading one line yes and one line no a joke pops up, or by taking out all the verbs and taking the initials of the other words you get a maxim or an aphorism. There must be some obscure motivation for this brick of DeRecenZoreo.

Ai Aso Lavender Edition

3 dec 12

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I haven't read the review and I haven't listened to the little disk, but I'm moving to five-star the proposal for bringing out 3fake in a DePagina with less than 15 comments.