JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6434 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Black Rain License To Thrill
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"There are no hard parts"... AAAAAARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! With this gem, you were ruining a really nice review! I’ve never heard these guys, but... IT MAKES ME GRIT MY TEETH JUST TO LOOK AT THE COVER!
Ratos De Porao / Colera Ao Vivo
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Hey! Thanks to everyone for the shout-out. @UGLY PANDA: as Nosebleed rightly mentioned, "Marcha De Odio" is by Brujeria, specifically from the album "Brujerizmo," very intense and perhaps their most technical album. Personally, I would recommend "Raza Odiada" from the Mexicans, much (but much, maybe even too much) rawer. Live, they're great and quirky with that thick Mexican dialect and the bandanas like bandits... @HELL and SUPERVAI1986: this time since there are 2 bands, it's actually 2 ZOTs stuck together... @MACACO: Come on, I didn't even know about this story of Gordo on TV! Maybe because the last time I watched something on TV, it seemed like Paolo Valenti was on 90°... anyway, you're right about the titles; are you also referring to the weird letters of the Portuguese alphabet? Zioken no son bon de farle! CHAO BEI!
Elisa Barindelli La Polvere
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Very nice review! I'll read it, even though there are always TOO-MANY-MORE books at home than the time available...
The 3rd and the Mortal Sorrow
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Yes, beautiful, although the one that convinces me the least is actually the tile-track.
Days Of The New Days Of The New
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Bea review! Never heard of them, anyway stunning cover!
Heather Parisi Le Più Belle Canzoni
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"Parisi has managed, along with other pin-ups, to change our way of thinking": AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO SPEAK IN THE SINGULAR IF YOU'RE GOING TO OFFEND THE HUMAN MIND IN THIS WAY! "Emerging from the tormented years of the '70s, quite ideologized, and out of a stagnant economy. And the '80s are precisely those, a desire for reconciliation and a new economic growth": it seems to me that you have quite confused ideas, boss! From the mid-'80s onward, we have plunged into the abyss from which we (hopefully) have touched the bottom today...
Krokus Alive and Screamin'
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Nice little disc! Yes, indeed these Krokus have been a bit forgotten. Anyway, regarding the topic of Italian music, as a non-nationalist, I would add the '80s HC scene, which wasn't that we didn’t have anything to record that could rival others, but most European countries envied us! Nowadays... well, maybe it’s better to talk about wine and mountains...
Heather Parisi Le Più Belle Canzoni
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Dearest ALL OF YOU and EDITORS. It is established that: everyone is free to write reviews about the most abominable nonsense that exists out there, as in the case of the CD in question. Anyone can submit such reviews without even proofreading them (otherwise they would notice the spelling mistakes, at least those, come on!). Anyone can glorify an artist by attributing them dubious merits and qualities only to then contradict themselves and give the album 2 stars. Anyone can write a review without even getting the TITLES of the songs right, and here we are at complete embarrassment, especially since they are even in Italian. Anyone can shoot out historical absurdities ("Parisi is THE symbol of the transformation that took place in Italy, not considering her means not considering that entire decade") that would make even a donkey shudder. Anyone can try to pass the artist in question off as something they are not ("Anyway, Heather even manages to shine in the movie 'Grandi Magazzini'" oh, so she’s an established actress, when’s the Oscar coming?). ("If I had lived in that period, I would definitely have been a fan of hers"… is this a basketball team?).
Given all this, my proposal is: why not invent ZERO as a rating for these reviews? Let me explain: a poorly written, trivial review, in which the album being discussed, say, by SLADE or ROGER WATERS, is not even touched upon, deserves a 1. But a review like this one (as well as others out there, mine is not a speech against Romeo) or the tenth, eleventh, etc. review of "Death Magnetic" or "Chinese Democracy" WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY FOR?
We already know the artist; we already know the songs. In Heather Parisi’s case, we are facing a compilation! Not even an album, therefore even more insignificant! Well…
Blink-182 Blink-182
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"We are condemned to death in our quiet living"...
Blink-182 Blink-182
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I always get these guys mixed up with GREEN DAY, swapping songs and albums between the two. I don't dislike them, even though I haven't listened to the album in question and usually listen to other stuff, but it doesn't seem to me that they've only released 3 albums. I remember a nice little CD of theirs (even though it was recorded poorly) called "Buddha." Or was it GREEN DAY? Nooooo...