JURIX

Seen many times, a true tavern companion! After De Andrè (although he is very distant from him in terms of metrics), the Italian singer-songwriter I prefer. "I ALL, I NOTHING, I ASSHOLE, I DRUNKARD, I POET, I JOKER, I ANARCHIST, I FASCIST. - I HIPPIE, I BROKE, I RADICAL, I DIFFERENT AND I SAME, BLACK, EBERO, COMMUNIST."

Damn, what a review! It goes without saying that I absolutely love a mess, even though I don’t know if I’m the only one, but "Candy Apple Grey" honestly doesn’t fully convince me...

And I thought I was doing something nice or at least not bothering anyone by throwing out some nonsense (old, actually ancient, ISIDE I think this stuff was already old in the 60s...). Instead, I discovered that I offended TERRY's sensibility. Okay. I apologize. As you said, I'm an idiot, I need to keep my head down, and above all, I allow myself to write stupid jokes only because now I have an image next to my name (I invite you to check out the various reviews of "Death Magnetic" and "Chinese Democracy" to see how this is not true at all). Anyway, CHEERS! To everyone. LONG LIVE THE SPARASI COI OVI AND A NICE GOTO DE MERLOT!

* BRAZILIANS *
> The biggest fruit juice producer in Brazil...*AUGUSTO DE PERA
> The highest-paid Brazilian drag queen.....SBRUSIORES DE CULO
> The biggest Brazilian nymphomaniac....*COSTANZA DE PRENDELO
> The most experienced Brazilian geologist............*PEDRO MACINHO
> The most famous Brazilian dentist..........ALFONSO MOLARES

* BULGARIANS *
> The most famous Bulgarian homosexual..........ANDREJ KOLIMASKIJ
> The most famous Bulgarian ecologist...........ANDREJ PELIBOSKIJ

* JAPANESE *
> The most skilled knife thrower in Japan....DOKOYO KOYO
> The wife of the Japanese knife thrower....SOTU TANTAYO
> The most famous gymnast in Japan...KAKAPOKO KIFAPOKOMOTO
> The most recognized volcanologist in Japan........SARIFUMA MEDO'
> The most hardworking farmer in Japan..........MINOARO SAPPO
> The biggest repentant in Japan............*FATU NAKAZATA
> The biggest nuisance in Japan...........*KAKAMY OKATSU
> The stupidest student in Japan.......*NAKAPITU NOKATSU
> The most skilled lover in Japan.....................SUDO MAGODO
> The biggest prostitute in Japan....................LAFIKA MIFUMA
> The second biggest prostitute in Japan...MINKIA SUKAY
> The third biggest prostitute in Japan....TOSUKO SIMODAY
> The fourth biggest prostitute in Japan......YOSUKO TUGODY
> The most prolific single mother in Japan.........HATU NONUSAY
> The strongest boxer in Japan..........SOSHITO NTRONATO
> The second strongest boxer in Japan............SOHITO STESO
> The unknown soldier of Japan................MAKI KA TZEE
> The most unfortunate man in Japan........*TO TZI FAN
> The highest-paid dentist in Japan.........TEKURO NAKARIE
> The dirtiest thug in Japan.........URINU SUMURI
> The most famous football coach in Japan.......JO KAY
> The most unbeaten football goalkeeper in Japan....TUTIRI YOPARO
> The most famous football player in Japan.......YOKOPOKO MAYOKO
> The most forgotten football reserve in Japan...NOYOKO MAY
> The most curious director in Japan..........*AKIRA KURIOSAVA
> The most professional cameraman in Japan.............MO ZUMO
> The most cowardly stuntman in Japan........*KIPAGA SIMORU
> The most visited barber in Japan.......TARA SATO
> The most expensive tailor in Japan...............SUMI SURA
> The luckiest survivor of Hiroshima....HEROITO AKKAKA'
> The biggest motorcyclist in Japan...........MAFUSO LAMOTO
> The most feared voyeur in Japan.......TAMIRO LESISE
> The most renowned chef in Japan...........SONASEGA SUSUGHI
> The second best chef in Japan...........SUGHI SHAPI
> The strongest diver in Japan..........SESOKI MASPINTO
> The second strongest diver in Japan.......TOKAI OFUN
> The biggest top model in Japan........*KEMONA IKEGOSHE

* ARABS *
> The most famous Arab bartender..................NABIR AL BAR
> The most renowned Arab finance minister.............NALIR COLBUK
> The largest Arab chocolate producer..........AL LATT
> The most indulgent Arab pastry chef..............ALLICK LI BABA'
> The best-stocked Arab delicatessen............ALI' MENTARI
> The most well-known Arab funeral director...........ALI' MURTACC
> The most awkward Arab barber..............ALLAH METT
> The greatest endowed Arab...............ALLAH BEN DUR
> The biggest Arab diva.............*KEBEL AZIZ
> The most erotic Prime Minister of the Arabs........*TALEK AZIZ
> The most famous Arab jumper....................DALI' ALLAH
> The strongest Arab shot putter..........BUTH ALLAH
> The strongest Arab javelin thrower.......ALI' JET STACAN
> The most well-known Arab homosexual...........MEOMETT ALLAH
> The poor Egyptian pharaoh who died in a car accident.....SUTANKAMION

And anyway, to not shy away from joining the contest of nonsense and trying to make it to the podium (after the legendary and elusive SUPERVAI):
* CHINESE
> The greatest Chinese poker champion.......CHON FULL
> The most agile Chinese hurdler...........CHIN CHAN PAI
> The most unlucky Chinese slalom skier.........*CHIN FOR KAI
> The largest Chinese automaker....CAM YONG CHIN
> The largest Chinese motorcycle manufacturer........CHON CHAO
> The most dangerous Chinese arsonist.................CHAN CHE RIN
> The most skilled Chinese carpenter...............CHAN KIO DIN
> The largest Chinese pharmaceutical producer........CHAN KA SHE

Yes, okay, the sympathy for Romeo, etc... but this kind of character has made a crappy song full of musically unbearable clichés... and then he also has that face! I mean, giving him more than a 1 is like giving Luca Giurato a 10 in Italian, right? DO WE AGREE? GOOD MORNING!

The review is well-written, and the sales aspect is analyzed well too. As for Renato, instead, I'm undecided if I would prefer to cut his hair with the sickle, jab the pimples with a spade, or give him two strokes with the excavator's shovel.

Two truck drivers are driving at night near the Milan toll booth. One has had a couple of drinks, while the driver, who is sober, is fighting a terrible sleepiness. At a certain point, the driver says to the other, "Are there penguins around here near Milan?" The other replies, "No, I don't think so." "Are you sure?" "Of course I’m sure, there are no penguins on the highway in Milan!" "Damn, then I ran over 2 nuns!"