JURIX

In his idioZia, a masterpiece, ziocan.

Well, I must say, a thorough review free of clichés as usual. One question: is Cicero the one with the mustache or the one with the shorts/armpit underwear?

"I won't waste my time discussing the aforementioned band that." You still don't get it that: 1) in fact, a De-RecenZione doesn't ask you for this / 2) in YOUR recenZioni it's what we're waiting for.

MMMMMighty!

Ziocan, a snowstorm of notifications CollapZ-style. This time though, I think I can't get completely caught up in the storm, I'm on vacation, I don't have time... but when I return to work, I'll read everything. But really everything, believe me.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmiticosa FLO! If Niu-ReZtayling-of-Moder-DeBaZer asked me to vote, it would be U... no Five, I meant 5. Anyway: I officially invite you to go out with me on the evening of the 24th. What do you say?

Yes, well, it's easy to make cheap jokes, come on; but here our dear SPLINTER raises a somewhat general issue. Everyone may find themselves in life receiving as a gift (from the mother-in-law who doesn’t understand a damn thing about music, from the ex-girlfriend who caught you in bed with 2 Swedish models, from a sound terrorist who delivers real "packages") a CD of GeimsLaBrì. So, let’s think calmly: it goes in the plastic. But is it always like that? No, it varies from city to city! Here lies the mess! And the bins? Where I live, they are yellow, but where you are they may be brown, or maybe there’s no door-to-door collection and it’s considered non-recyclable waste. You could bury the CD, but expect a return of the living dead, with zombies chasing you all angry. You can do some frisbee throwing from the terrace, but what if you live in the mountains? Suppose the echo of this idiot singing forever comes back to you? I mean, jokes are fine, but this raises a serious issue, man.

WOW. The B-movie "The Return Of The Fess" is airing. And the best part is that it’s still drawing an audience...

Oh come on ColcaZZing! Where did you go? Just now... I FELT THAT GREAT REVELATIONS WERE COMING!! It's been almost 2 days since you last posted your ineffable truths. I'm anxiously waiting for your new comment; the last 25 (ALL IDENTICAL) were very enlightening.

Who is 'stoqua?