JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Front Line Assembly Improvised Electronic Device
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I've always liked these FLA, especially "Millennium". I haven't listened to "Improvviso Divorzio Elettronico" yet, so thanks for the heads-up. Nice review, although the last line could use a good sanding down.
Roxette Charm School
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Come on, if these people still want to make music (and maybe they are capable of it, I don't know), why not change their name and avoid digging up corpses that danced in the '80s and passing them off as modern dancers?
Dream Theater Images And Words
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@Leovanexx: congratulations on the syllable division. What do you do for a living, an Italian professor?
Dirty Rotten Imbeciles Thrash Zone
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I've worn this album out. Even though "Crossover," "Deaing With It," and "4 Of A Kind" aren't in much better shape either. The review is good, even if the explanations in the first part resemble an episode of Voyager.
Between The Buried And Me The Great Misdirect
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I, on the other hand, hate genres that end in -treffenderg. It's just that I haven't managed to find one yet. But I will find it.
Dream Theater Images And Words
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A police officer stops the car of a completely drunk old man: "Can you tell me why you're driving like this?" and the old man responds, "Where the hell am I supposed to drive, to Austria?"
Dream Theater Images And Words
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Of this "Immagi End World," which translated would be "Imagine the End of the World," I have always been afraid to translate the lyrics of the first song, titled "Puliscimi Sotto."
Dream Theater Images And Words
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Come on guys, let's be honest, there's one thing we have to admit to the Drim Fiatar: HOW BEAUTIFUL ARE THE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT THE REVIEWS? Every now and then (like right now) I reread some "Death Magnetic" or "Chinese...whatever it is," I crack up laughing and in the meantime, the night at work flies by. AWESOME ZIOBESTIA AT No. 35.
Dream Theater Images And Words
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Two friends:
- "I heard you started a band."
- "Yeah, it's a quartet."
- "But how many are you?"
- "We're three."
- "And who?"
- "Me and my brother."
- "You have a brother!"
- "No, why?"
Dream Theater Images And Words
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A guy walks into a store and asks, "I would like a kilo of apples." The shopkeeper replies, "How do you want them, red or yellow?" and the guy responds, "It doesn't matter, I'll peel them anyway."