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Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

11 mar 11

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And anyway, Ulrich in concert is REALLY PITIFUL.

Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

11 mar 11

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Bassist...bassist? Which bassist? Ah, the one who looks like he accidentally ended up on stage, who has the stage presence of a Stones fill-in? I don’t get why the hell they called Robertino Trullo. I mean, if you have a good butcher and put him to work in a pastry shop, he’ll probably fumble around looking lost with a stupid expression on his face. Then add that I like meat and not so much sweets, and the game is on.

Paolo Guzzanti Mignottocrazia

11 mar 11

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"Never before in recent months has my DeBaser inbox been flooded with requests from users of the site asking me to comment and evaluate with the appropriate objectivity the events related to the so-called Rubygate": instead, it was aliens that materialized in my bathroom and asked me to review the latest from Drennyg, only that this band doesn’t exist and I don’t know what to do.

Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

11 mar 11

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Why don't chickens have breasts? Because roosters don't have hands.

Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

11 mar 11

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It is forbidden to read this sentence twice.
It is forbidden to read this sentence twice.

Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

11 mar 11

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There are 3 types of people in the world: those who know how to count and those who cannot.

Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

11 mar 11

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A guy says to a passerby: <Excuse me, do you know what time it is?> and the passerby: <Yes, I do.>

Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra S & M

10 mar 11

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MIIIICCC!!! A review of Metallica, you're awesome, I give you a 5. That means jokes, delicious recipes, and tons of nonsense, I always look forward to these little pages. By the way, just an artistic opinion, this album that I've probably listened to 1-2 times is one of those that makes me want to throw up more than anything else, with the orchestra they manage to ruin even the good parts they once had.

Sam Raimi L'armata delle tenebre

10 mar 11

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Great Darkeve! Rather than watch this stuff, I’d rather insert a SondinoNasoGastrico the size of the hose I use to water the garden, but the review is nice and especially useful because you explained to me what "ndr" means, which I always see written in newspaper articles and I thought it meant "Don’t Do Drugs, Kid" or more likely "Don’t Say Big Stick."

Nightstick Blotter

9 mar 11

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You’re awesome for digging this stuff up. The review is a mess, bordering on absurd, and therefore perfectly suited for these three characters. It’s a beautiful chaotic disc, where “Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun” gets thoroughly violated.