JURIX

Well, another one has arrived. Now we’re missing the one who will give 5 stars while drooling in front of Vasco, god of music, and the one who will give 1, stuffing the review with insults and wondering why the hell he wrote it only after sending it.

"But instead of spouting nonsense like 'I haven't heard it and I won't hear it, whether you like it or not, what does it have to do with Maiden?' why don't you honestly go listen to it? Because, whether you like it or not, why not try listening before commenting? Just for the sake of it, the criticisms already start! So, honestly, this album has really struck me too, despite the fact that I listen to Thrash Metal/Hardcore Punk and Heavy Metal. Because, whether you like it or not, in 'L'Aquila E Il Falco' the Maiden vibes are truly there!"... "After raptor's comment, I went to listen to Punk and Heavy Metal and, indeed, apart from a nursery that seemed embarrassing for anyone who boasts a knowledge of Italian from Thrash Metal/Hardcore, instrumentally there are truly 'epic' Dance or Death tracks that can continually remind you of Iron of Dance or Death." Damn, is it true??? I can't wait!!!" No, nothing, I just wanted to try to understand what you find in constantly copy-pasting comments." Didn't you have fun?" No." So why do you keep going? You're perfectly free to stop whenever you want, right? Or have you become addicted to Metal/Hardcore Punk?
No, nothing, I just wanted to try to understand what you find in constantly copy-pasting comments." Didn't you have fun?" No." Why spout nonsense like 'I haven't heard it and I won't hear it’? Why keep going then? You're perfectly free to stop whenever you want, right? Or have you already become addicted?
I listen to Thrash Metal/Hardcore Punk and Heavy Metal/Hardcore Punk and Heavy Metal, have you gotten addicted? So, honestly, the falcon has really impressed me."

There's Vasco zigzagging drunk as a skunk when the police stops him: "Excuse me, but do you think it's wise to drive in this condition?" "And where the hell should I go drive, to Switzerland?"

Reflections of Vasco at the wheel: "I don't know why the swarm of gnats always takes the wrong way."

Illegal parker: "Come on Vasco, park there, it's all good, you've got the desert behind... damn! You hit the only palm."

ECHO88: "the enormity of the review"... oh, is this it? I mean, is it already over? Damn, I thought it was just the first part; I was getting hooked. Now sit down, grab some paper, grouper, and squid, and write the second act.

After that, since anyone can tattoo on the glans, I got the text of "The Call Of Ktulu" by Metallica tattooed on my left kidney thanks to laser surgery.

Well Bartle, I confess that I also wrote almost an entire Vasco song on the wall with a marker, and not so long ago either. The only problem was it was someone else's house and they almost beat me up.

OOooh they must be really cool these GRIN DEI, they have a photo of themselves jumping and breaking everything, and then also the title with the word F**K to show that they don't care and say whatever they want, even transgressive stuff that can't be said like FUCK and then... no! No! I wrote fuck no don’t ban me nOOOOOOOOO

There’s Vasco who, after 15 attempts, finally manages to park in the driveway, goes inside, and says to his wife: "Dear, are there penguins here in Zocca?" "Penguins? No, I've never seen any!" "Are you sure?" "Of course I'm sure!" "Damn, then I ran over a nun."