JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Lady Gaga Born This Way

22 may 11

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I heard you found a job." "Yes, in a strip club, I help the girls get dressed." "Nice!" "Yeah, ten thousand lire a night." "That's not much." "I can't afford to spend more, you see, I don't have a job!"

Lady Gaga Born This Way

22 may 11

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A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A young man approaches him and offers his support. Between tears, the old man tells him his story. "I am in love with a 25-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" he replies, sobbing: "You don't understand. Every morning, before she goes to work, we make love. At noon, she comes home, we have sex again, then she makes me lunch. In the afternoon, she takes a break at work, runs home, gives me a blow job, the best a man could desire..." The old man can’t take it anymore and starts crying even more desperately. "I don't understand," says the young man, "it seems to me that you have a wonderful relationship. So why are you crying?" Through his tears, the old man replies: "I forgot where I live."

Overkill Under The Influence

19 may 11

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Nice little disc, but I agree with BartleBoOoOoM's point. I haven't listened to Kreator and Sodom much either.

Nomadi Gente Come Noi

19 may 11

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Having seen them in concert multiple times as a child, I vaguely remember a dinner my father and friends had with Augusto. It's been 15 years since I thought of it. But back then, they were fantastic.

Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part Two

18 may 11

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Well, I don't really understand much about Hip-Rap, but I really like Peastie-Boy, especially "Show And Cow," the one that goes "LET IT BLOOD - MYSELF IS COLD - SHOW AND COW - AND FIGHT THE KENDO."

Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part Two

16 may 11

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Yes, the cover is beautiFUL, it looks like the screen of video games when they used to glitch in the arcade at the village festival.

Sandro Bondi La Cultura E' Libertà

13 may 11

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Magnum... mmm... what does it mean... ah, I got it: Without Underwear.

Pestilence Doctrine

12 may 11

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@BARTLE: yeah, Razzister squeezing a lemon, idk...

Sandro Bondi La Cultura E' Libertà

12 may 11

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Sandro Bondi: "Culture is Freedom." I can't wait to read it, but first I need to finish another book. Dalai Lama: "Unrestrained Sex and Panda Barbecue."

Spiritual Beggars Return To Zero

10 may 11

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Bea recenZion. I will definitely listen to the album, I like these Spiritual Beggars, even though after a while they kind of grind my gears with those keyboards. What I really like a lot is "Another Way To Shine."