JURIX

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Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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A lady goes to her family doctor with swollen eyes and her body covered in bruises. In front of the doctor, she admits that the injuries were caused by her husband. And he says to her:
- Well, I thought your husband was away for work!
- Uh... so did I...

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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A man walks through the streets of Belfast. At one point, he is stopped by another man who points a gun at him and asks:
- Are you Catholic or Protestant?
The poor guy doesn’t know what to say, he hesitates... then the right idea comes to him and he finally says:
- I’m Jewish!
And the other:
- Well, would you look at that... I’m the luckiest Arab in Belfast!!!

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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Giuseppe:
- And to think he will live only 33 years...
Maria:
- Well, for a Palestinian, that's already a lot...

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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"Mommy, mommy, but is our maid an angel?" "Well, she's good, kind, but... an angel? Why are you asking me this, my son?" "Because yesterday the maid was in the room with dad and she was saying, <GOD I'M COMING, GOD I'M COMING!> Luckily, daddy was holding her by the backside otherwise she would have flown up to heaven!"

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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GATE: "the new 'Faber' teaches us a bit of life"... this wasn't bad at all, right...

Dick Dale and His Del-Tones Surfer's Choice

20 aug 11

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IntereZZabile...

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20 aug 11

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I am shocked & astounded by the beauty of the artwork.

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20 aug 11

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A guy walks into a store and asks:
-"I would like a kilo of apples." The shopkeeper replies:
-"How would you like them, red or yellow?" and the guy responds:
-"It doesn’t matter, I'll peel them anyway."

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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A guy meets a girl in a bar, offers her a cocktail and then asks, "But you... would you sleep with me for 30,000 Euros?" and the girl replies, "Well... for 30,000 Euros... yes." Then the guy asks her, "And for 30 Euros?" and she says, "But I'm not a whore!" He replies, "We already established that with the first question, now we are just negotiating the price."

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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PIZZA GORGONZOLA and FIGS - drizzle with a bit of oil, a handful of pepper, and bake in a preheated oven at 200°C for 25 minutes. Place the mozzarella on the dough, distribute the rosemary, figs, gorgonzola, and pine nuts; take the dough and roll it out on a baking tray lined with parchment paper, cover it with a cloth, and let it rest for 40 minutes. Add the yeast, flours, water and milk, oil, sugar, and salt to the bread machine; set the program for only kneading, lasting 1 hour and 30 minutes. Ingredients: 300g flour 0, 50g semola rimacinata, 1 packet of dry yeast for bread, 110ml water, 100ml milk, 5ml oil, 5g sugar, 8g salt, 250g mozzarella in slices, 500g figs in wedges, 150g gorgonzola in cubes, 1 tablespoon chopped rosemary needles, 20g pine nuts, oil, pepper.