JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...
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Pilate to the Jews: "Who do you want to be released, Jesus or Barabbas?" The Jews: "Barabbas... Barabbas." Pilate: "Okay, Barabbas is released and Jesus is out."
Bryan Ferry Olympia
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I don't know Brian Ferry, but there's a fan of his who gets on my nerves.
Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...
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A priest walks into a religious goods store and says to the clerk, "Listen, I need a nice crucifix to give to a colleague for his new parish..." "I understand, do you have any brand preference?" "No, no... an INRI will be just fine."
Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...
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A young man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I haven't had any bowel movement this week." The doctor prescribes him a mild laxative and says, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later, the young man returns: "Doctor, still nothing." The doctor replies, "Hmm, I think you need something stronger." He prescribes a strong laxative. Another week goes by and the poor young man returns: "Doctor, STILL NOTHING!" The doctor, concerned, says, "You'd better give me some information about yourself and let's try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I play in a cover band of POVIA." The doctor looks up and says, "OK, I see. Here are 10 Euros. Buy something to eat!"
Nick Mason Inside Out: A Personal History of Pink Floyd
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"Mason who is increasingly discovering himself as a pilot; the massive tours" damn, he was even driving the bus? Great Nickky!
An Albatross Blessphemy (Of the Peace-Beast Feastgiver and the Bear-Warp Kumite)
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Cool little disc! 4.5 rounded down because I've listened to it a few times. Again...
Tom Tykwer Profumo - Storia Di Un Assassino
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It didn't blow me away, just enough for the setting and the landscapes.
Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...
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Now, seriously, do you know that I'm reevaluating this song by Povia a bit?
Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...
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A young bride calls her mother:
- Mom, Carlo and I had a fight!
- Oh, dear, how romantic. It’s your first argument.
- Yes, mom. But what do I do with the BODY now?
Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...
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Two guys at the bar: "Today I'm exhausted." "What happened?" "This morning I buried my wife... ohhh she didn't want to know..."