JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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An officer approaches a prostitute and asks her: "Would you accept my company for 50,000 lire..?" - "Of course.. nice soldier!" - "Company...! Aaaaaaaavanti..!" -

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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Eight in the morning. An employee has just arrived at the office and is about to go for coffee when the phone rings.
He picks up the receiver and says: “Who’s bothering me at this hour?”
At that point, he hears a shout: “How dare you?!? Do you have the slightest idea who you're speaking with? I am the President of this company!”
And the employee replies: “... and do you know who I am?”
The president, somewhat stunned, responds: “No.”
And the employee says, “Damn, what luck.”

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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A little moth: <Mommy, can you give me a skirt to chew?>

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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Two managers are discussing how to choose a secretary, and one of them says he has a special method of his own: “I invite her to my office and leave a 100-euro bill on the floor; then I make an excuse to step away and watch what happens. Their reaction is very instructive.” After some time, they meet again, and the first one asks: “So, my friend, how did the secretary selection go?” “I did as you suggested: the first one picked up the bill and quickly put it in her purse. The second one picked it up and handed it to me. The third one acted as if nothing happened.” “And which one did you choose?” “The one with the biggest breasts!”

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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In a Taxi. A dignified lady to the driver: "Young man, please... try to be careful... I am the mother of seven children...!" - "Seven children...? And you tell me to be careful...?"

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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A beautiful blonde walks into a luxury store and pays with a €100 bill.
- The saleswoman: “But it's fake!” And the blonde: “Damn pig! He raped me!”.

Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events

7 sep 11

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Excuse me, can I have a speck and LABRIE sandwich or do I have to keep feeding on MANGIMI like chickens?

Front Line Assembly FLAvour of the Weak

5 sep 11

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I play it safe. An album that is definitely FLAgrante and FLAntastic.

Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm with You

4 sep 11

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I also listened to a song from this album today, and it started like this: "I-A-O-A-O-A-E..." which transgreZZivi the Erreaccacipi! They sounded like Pierpiero singing "A-E-I-O-U Communication..." from the garden of Arcore!