JURIX

Great band, nice little disHCettolo. I like your proposals and your recoveries, but that "TRACCIE" two times in a row... what is that, did you get hit by 7 seconds of grammaticosi acuta while you were writing?

Illustrious Federico l-APOSTROFO-aurenti, we (in the Zenzo of I/me & my plural maJestatiz) wanted to remind you to slap on a couple of De-generes when you unleash your pure review upon us, so that it would be much more betterish. In such a manner, some little featherweights (in this case, me in the role of Jurix, or rather me myself more or less) wouldn’t have had the Honore (but not so much the Honore) of auzculting IN ITS ENTIRETY these 3 tracks. Which are somewhere between chilling and abominable. Best regards and osseQui.

FEDERATION OF SPORTS DOCTORS
He was doping ----
SANDRO PICCININI
Great Chicken! HE CROSSES THE ROAD… doesn’t go! ----
PHIL HELLMUTH
I crossed the road through merit, the Chicken just had luck ----
VITTORIO SGARBI:
No way chicken! It was a goat! Goat! GOAT! ----
RICHARD BENSON:
“A CHICKENNNNNNN!” ----
ALIEN:
What is a chicken? ----
OLD MAN #1
I don't have time to check if the chicken crossed the road or not, I have more important things to do like giving advice to the municipal workers who are doing construction. ----
OLD MAN #2
Yes, yesterday it seems the chicken crossed the road, but I was running from the Germans and didn’t see well. ----
GALILEO GALILEI
“And yet it crosses” ----
ISAAC ASIMOV
The chicken cannot not cross the road nor, through culpable inaction, allow the road to go un-crossed ----
BERLUSCONI
I promise you there will be 1 million jobs for chickens ----
HOMER SIMPSON
A chick… doh! ----
BLASPHEMER
Coccodio! ----
RENATO ZERO
He wanted to go to the other side… ----
KHOMEINI
Because it was appollayatollah ----
SHAKESPEARE
To cross the road or not to cross? That is the question… ----
VETTEL
Because he started in chicken position ----
VOLKSWAGEN
It wasn't the chicken that crossed the road, but our new Pollof, 3000 cc, 2-wheel drive, now with beak support. ----
PENAL CODE
Hitting a chicken crossing the road, whether or not it is on the crosswalk, constitutes an apollogia of a crime. ----
GERRY SCOTTI
So you, Mr. Chicken, have chosen answer B) which means “to go to the other side of the road.” Shall we switch it on? ----
DOXA:
Now let’s see the exit polls ----
DEBASER-1
Don Chicken, Playlist: “What are you talking about, I didn’t cross anything!” ----
CARTOONS:
Chicken, troublemaking chicken… on the other side of the road you are… ----
INTERNET SPOT
Congratulations! This is no joke!! You are the 1,000,000th chicken crossing this road, you have won 2 weeks of stay in a chicken coop in the French Riviera! ----
PROG METAL
The grandiose chicken crossed the road in a very powerful way but with a touch of romance, strutting in 15/8 and sending the fans into a frenzy to see their idol. ----
BLACK METAL
The chicken didn’t just cross the road, but walked into the woods where it will be sacrificed to Satan on stage during the concert of the Satanic Angel of Infernus. ----
DEBASER-2
“Chicken” claims to have crossed the road, but in reality it’s a fake. ---------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ------------
THE CHICKEN
But can’t you mind your own f***ing business?

TREMONTI
We should raise taxes on the chickens that do it often ----
PIAZZA AFFARI
Due to the chicken crossing, the Italian stock market has lost 14%. 40 trillion in feed has been burned. ----
BERLUSCONI
I felt I had to put the chicken in play and follow it on my networks in global vision ----
ENRICO MENTANA
And now some apolitical news: The Polo has crossed the road. ----
GAD LERNER:
Mr. Chicken, would you be so kind as to tell our audience following us how come you crossed the road? ----
BIG FRUIT KID
Curious chicken! ----
MIKE BONGIORNO
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a big round of applause to Mr. Chicken, who really deserves it! Come, come here! Joy! Tell us, Mr. Chicken, you must be really happy to have made it across the road, right? Have you ever crossed the road like that, on two legs? ----
ALESSIA MARCUZZI
The chicken crossed the road due to a lack of bifidus actiregularis ----
GERMANO MOSCONI
Ah, I don't know... but he too, damn it, he's crossing the road, goddamn... ----
PINO SCOTTO
Look, the other day I saw a chicken crossing the road, it’s a disgrace! It’s a disgrace, guys! THERE WAS THIS DAMN CHICKEN THAT AT ONE POINT CROSSED THE ROAD, LOOK, WITH THIS SHITTY RED CREST, IF IT WERE UP TO ME... I WOULD SLIT ITS THROAT, DAMN IT! AND IT MADE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE, THIS FOOL! I mean, today to do rock you just need a damn chicken to cross the road. I mean, this has really become a SHITTY country!! Go Jack... ----
RICHARD BENSON
It crossed! DID YOU UNDERSTAND? OR DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND A DAMN THING AS USUAL? They didn’t understand… ----
RICHARD BENSON
The bones of dead chickens thrown against the enemy. ----
COSTANZO
Before it crosses, tips for shopping ----
ADVERTISING
Look mom, a chicken! ----
ALDO, GIOVANNI E GIACOMO
Miiii, chicken! To the attack! ----
MATHEMATICIAN
Let’s reason absurdly, if it had never happened... ----
HUMANIST
Oh, chicken, you who with your proud gaze... ----
IT PROFESSIONAL
It is possible to automate the process ----
IMPERATIVE LANGUAGE PROGRAMMER
for chicken=1 to road ----
OBJECT-ORIENTED PROGRAMMER
chicken.move(road) ----
HACKER
By disguising yourself as a flea, you can jump on the chicken and cross the road without being discovered ----
DBA
The transaction was successful, let me check the logs ----
MVS GURU
If you don’t tell me what the dataset is, how can I tell you when it crossed? ----
SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
Did you do the backups? If the chicken gets hit, you’ll lose everything, I warned you, actually, I’ll send you an email ----
UNIX SYSTEM ADMIN
What was the need to cross the road, it was enough to connect via telnet to the server on the other side ----
PROJECT MANAGER
If it stays calm and doesn’t incur an additional expense for the company, it can cross all the roads it wants as long as it doesn’t raise its crest ----
ACCOUNT MANAGER
Performance will be better if you purchase the new feed release. If you buy two tons, you are entitled to a discount, but you must sign a five-year support contract with on-site technicians ----
MURPHY'S LAW
Despite the effort made during development, even if the chicken, for once, successfully crossed the road during testing, it won’t do it again during validation ----
BILL GATES
A chicken that gets stuck during launch will still be sold. The media will do the rest ----
BILL GATES
It’s true we copied another chicken, but ours has been integrated with the operating system ----
BILL GATES
Why be surprised if while the chicken crosses it sends your personal data to me? ----
BILL GATES
Before the year 2000, I will have the monopoly on crossing chickens ----
VIDEO GAMER
I scored 1000 points, but wasn’t it supposed to be a frog? ----
CHICKEN'S FATHER
If you do it again, I’ll kick you out of the coop ----
CHICKEN'S MOTHER
Did you look carefully before crossing? ----
CHICKEN'S SIBLINGS
Were you trying to get us all be

DARWIN:
Chickens were selected by nature over a long period of time to be genetically capable of crossing roads. ----
EINSTEIN:
Whether it was the chicken that crossed the road or if it was the road that moved under the chicken depends on your frame of reference. ----
BUDDHA:
With such a question, you deny your nature as a chicken. ----
RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it. ----
BELGIO:
After crossing the road, it died of exhaustion and not from dioxin feed. ----
ADLER:
It is the chicken's neurosis that drove it to cross the road to gain the upper hand over other chickens. ----
NIETZSCHE:
Of course, it is a super chicken. ----
HITLER:
The Aryan chicken not only crosses the road but will rule the world. ----
GIALAPPA’ S BAND:
Whoever changes the channel is a chicken. ----
LIEH TZU:
If the chicken did not think about crossing the road, it would find itself on the other side without knowing how. ----
ERWIN SCHRODINGER:
There is a certain probability that, at a given moment, the chicken is on one side of the road and also on the other side. ----
HEISENBERG:
If I know where the chicken is, I do not know with what speed it is crossing the road. ----
TWIN PARADOX:
Having crossed the road at the speed of light, the chicken finds its brother's grave. ----
ALICE:
The chicken was following a white rabbit. ----
WILLIE COYOTE:
I missed it again. ----
CHUANG TZU:
Did the chicken dream of crossing the road or did the road dream that a chicken would cross it? ----
I CHING:
If the chicken has crossed the road, sooner or later it will cross back to return. ----
REIKI:
Its breath was in harmony with the universe. ----
SUN TZU:
One must understand the nature of the road to order a chicken to cross. ----
MAO TZE TUNG:
The crossing of the road was the beginning of the cultural revolution for the Chinese chicken. ----
KAMIKAZE:
Cooooccooodeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ----
CATHOLICS:
By crossing the road, it committed a capital sin of pride. ----
TIBETAN BOOK OF THE DEAD:
Although it crossed the road, it is still in time to avoid rebirth. ----
JUDAISM:
We are still waiting for it to cross. ----
PANTHEISM:
The road rejoiced with the chicken. ----
SIOUX:
The chicken had already done it in the parallel reality. ----
POLYTHEISM:
The god of the Road agreed with the god of the chickens. ----
BUDDHA:
The fact that you are now eating ice cream is a co-cause for one day a chicken crossing the road to you. ----
NICHIREN:
If you always repeat "Nam yo ho renghe kyo," you will also be able to cross it. ----
GREEK MYTHOLOGY:
Chicken, son of Pelle... ----
DESCARTES:
I cross therefore I am. ----
BUDDHA:
The chicken longs for infinity, calm, and eternal serenity. On the other side of the road, there is a magnificent coop, and the chicken has gone there. ----
ZEN MASTER:
The chicken IS the other side of the road. ----
MUHAMMAD:
If the chicken sandwich does not go to Muhammad, the chicken crosses the road to go to the sandwich shop, get a sandwich, and bring it to Muhammad. ----
JUDAISM:
We are still waiting for the chicken to cross the road. And one day it will. ----
SCHUMACHER:
I’m sorry I ran it over, but I had a problem with the gearbox. ----
BADOER:
I saw it from afar; my car stopped beforehand. ----
ALESI:
I gave him advice for the best setup in wet conditions, but in the end, he adopted a strategy that I did not like. He left the pit with old legs. ----
JORDAN:
If he had my shoes, he would have jumped it. ----
NIKE:
In the morning, the chicken wakes up and knows it must cross the road. In the morning, the driver wakes up and knows he must run over the chicken. In the morning, you wake up and do not know who you are. Heal yourself. ----
BRIDGE OVER THE STRAIT:
Wasn't it better to let it pass under the road? ----
PANELLA:
I will cross the road with him.

* WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? *
ANOTHER CHICKEN
Because it saw a hen ----
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side of the road. ----
ARISTOTLE:
It's in the nature of the chicken to cross the road. ----
KARL MARX:
It was historically inevitable. Poultry vendors exploited chickens. ----
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
It was an unprovoked act by the rebels, and we therefore had every right to throw 50 tons of nerve gas at them. ----
CLINTON:
I have never been alone with that chicken. ----
RONALD REAGAN:
I don’t remember. ----
GIANFRANCO FINI:
The chicken? I believe it was the greatest Italian statesman of the last century. ----
GIANFRANCO FINI:
Crossing the road was absolute evil. ----
PIERLUIGI BERSANI:
We need to stop talking about chickens and address the real issues facing the country like work... uh... and others. ----
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To get there, where no chicken has ever gone before. ----
HIPPOCRATES:
Because of excessive slowness of the pancreas. ----
ANDERSEN CONSULTING:
The deregulation on the roadside of the chicken threatened its dominant market position. The chicken faced significant challenges in developing the skills needed to confront new competitive markets. In close collaboration with the client, Andersen Consulting helped the chicken devise a physical distribution strategy and a conversion process. Using the Bird Integration Model (BIM), Andersen helped the chicken employ its capabilities, methodologies, knowledge, capital, and experience to align the chicken’s employees, processes, and technologies towards the overhaul of its overall strategy within the framework of Program Management. Andersen Consulting employed a teamwork approach consisting of road analysts and the best chickens, as well as Andersen consultants with significant experience in the transportation sector, who during two days of meetings and brainstorming brought their body of knowledge, both tacit and explicit, to a common level, creating synergies to achieve the intended goal, which was a managerial value system within the process of the average bird. Meetings took place in a park to create an effective testing atmosphere based on the proposed strategy, focused on the analyzed sector and leading to clear and consistent market assumptions. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken reposition itself to achieve greater success. ----
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I have a dream that one day all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives being questioned. ----
MOSES:
And God came from heaven and said to the chicken, "You must cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was great rejoicing. ----
FOX MULDER:
Have you seen with your own eyes the chicken cross the road? How many chickens must cross the road before you believe? ----
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
NICCOLÒ MACHIAVELLI:
The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares about the reason? The crossing of the road justifies any possible motive. ----
FREUD:
The fact that you ask the question, why did the chicken cross the road, expresses your subconscious sexual insecurity. You see, my friend, the chicken thinks only of one thing: sex. ----
CICCIOLINA:
The chicken crossed the road because there was a hen on the other side. Peace and, above all, love to all you chickens! ----
BILL GATES:
I just launched the new Chicken Office 2000, which not only crosses the road, but also lays eggs, manages important documents, and handles your bank account.

Isn't this little book nice? Eh... PATIENCE! Well, after this I'm off to ban myself, HADDYO.

So: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Not overlooked, but... "Your Mistake", "The Eliminator", "Friend Of Foe", "Crucified"... there’s a strong desire to drop a "5" here. One of the most devastating bands seen on a stage.

AuZculting now... I wouldn't know what grade to give it, but this little disc isn't exactly bad at all. Among other things, it's also recorded in a human way.