JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Vintersorg Solens rötter

8 nov 11

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Bea recenZion, propoZtola intereZZabile. To tell the truth, I am perplexed by the lack of the De-Genrri of Apocalyptic Folk, but I remain Eztasiato by the 100 Norwegian krone on the cover.

Pantera Metal Magic

7 nov 11

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"This album, in my opinion, is one of my favorites"... instead, in my santolo's opinion, it is one of the favorite records of a friend's brother.

Phantomatic and phantasmagorical review, but I completely disagree with you on the final concept: Scholl (http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmet_Scholl) is not old at all, he was born in 1970, even though he retired in 2007.

Lou Reed & Metallica Lulu

6 nov 11

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Why are Indians red? Because they are always in reserve. ------ Why do the carabinieri have mustaches? Because it says "for beard" on the razor. ------ An Arab walks into an Italian bar: "Arrusciambat arrafè COCA COLA" And the bartender: "A bottle of what?" ------ How much did apples cost in the time of Adam and Eve? The wrath of God. ------ What toothpaste do lepers use? Mentadent pus. ------ Why does Khomeini want to arrest the wind? It always slams all the shutters. ------ Why is the pocket of a jacket a very dangerous place? Because many leave their feathers there. ------ Why was the leper failed in the driving test? Because he left his foot on the clutch. ------ DO THEY STINK? I know, it’s to match them better with the record.

Ozric Tentacles Pungent Effulgent

6 nov 11

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One of the few groups I would listen to in a loop for a lifetime.

Lou Reed & Metallica Lulu

6 nov 11

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An album that everyone must absolutely listen to to feel how music can be empty and useless. I expected some bullshit, but instead I found myself facing a monument of Shit&Boredom. ONE QUESTION: did they really record it together, or did Geims Etfild send the tracks by email and LuRid sang over them while, I don't know, "was chatting with people on Facebook"? Or maybe he was stuffing his face with Tarallucci, who knows.