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DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008

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William Condon The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Parte 1

2 dec 11

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Seriously, how can one go to the cinema to get kicked in the balls by this load of stereotyped plastic? Mysteri...

Lady Gaga Heavy Metal Lover

2 dec 11

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Don't listen to all these nasty comments, legendary Lady Caga, you're the best, I want to always remember you like this:

Only you can make such beautiful little songs Lady Caga:

Avril Lavigne Goodbye To Lullaby

29 nov 11

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Two death row inmates are scheduled to be executed on the same day, the first at 4 PM, the second one hour later. The prison warden goes to the first inmate and asks, "Do you have a last wish?" - "Yes, I would like to listen to AVRIL LAVIGNE'S LAST ALBUM one last time before I die..." - "Alright!" Then he goes to the second inmate: "And you? Do you have a last wish?" - "Yes! Kill me first!!!"

Avril Lavigne Goodbye To Lullaby

29 nov 11

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A man walks around the city with a cage in hand, and inside is a tiny little man making a huge racket. The man meets a friend, who asks what he has in the cage. - "I found a lamp, I rubbed it, and a Genie came out..." - "Really? Let me try too!" - "No, it's a genie with some issues... Half deaf and half stupid... It's not worth it at all!" - But the friend insists, rubs the lamp, and as soon as the Genie appears, he asks for 3 billion... The Genie tries, but instead makes 3 BILLIARDS appear. The friend, astonished, asks the man with the cage for an explanation, and he replies: "But why, do you think I asked for a CRAZY guy just 30 centimeters tall?"

Avril Lavigne Goodbye To Lullaby

29 nov 11

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A drunk man comes home at 3 in the morning and his wife, who is waiting up for him, scolds him: "Do you think this is an appropriate time to come home?" And the drunk replies: "Maria, at this hour it's the only place open!" ---------------------------------- --------------
A very old man says to a very old woman: "If I assault you, will you help me?"

Avril Lavigne Goodbye To Lullaby

29 nov 11

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However! Well done, interesting the compliant syllogism as well as the analogous correlation between April Lavagne, Rush, Janis Joplin, and Pink Floyd. Now I'm going to enjoy a nice sandwich with anchovies and jam on this beautiful winter evening in August.

Cave Neverendless

29 nov 11

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Ziocan proPPrio a nice little disc. I like the singer's voice which, if he weren't mute, wouldn’t be heard, but he screams softly and therefore it seems like he can be heard but that's not true. ALIA & PUNTINI, a couple of precisions: I can be psychedelic while tackling a herd of Indian buffalo with a drill; and to finish, yes, Manuel Fangio in the Falklands war, drove the tank.

The Romanovs ..And The Moon Was Hungry

29 nov 11

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I didn't understand a damn thing. From a reviewing perspective. The little disc is a collection of stunningly sweet parts and fragments of milk to the balls.

My Dying Bride The Barghest O' Whitby

27 nov 11

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They've only been listened to a couple of times, but still, not bad. They put at least 3% of what they packed into that priceless masterpiece known as "The Angel And The Dark River" into every album, so they always manage to get a decent enough rating.

Sepultura Amen Live. Hollywood Rock. Brazil '94. Chaos AD Tour

25 nov 11

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Magnificent. I didn't hear this live but the B-side (except maybe "Propaganda") is a succession of magnificent tracks. And anyway, the golden age of Sepultura had just passed, in my opinion. I know I'll attract some 'blameworthy' comments but "Chaos AD" and "Roots", for heaven's sake, great albums, but the true SEPULTURA was before...