Don_Pollo

Are they really known abroad too? That’s why they always call us itafags on 4chan... damn it. Anyway, as soon as I saw the minute-by-minute, I couldn't believe it. Damn, 5 seconds of silence and 40 seconds of bombastic stuff, for crying out loud. And by the way, I’ve seen longer texts. Trust me.

I don't understand, is there a sound in this record or just silence?

Now, however, I want to talk about the lexical scope of the band. As we can notice, by listening to their records, our friend trentavoltemegl has learned the word "qualunquista." They could sell them as educational toys for toddlers, like the talking farm wheel that teaches animals to the bynby. "The cow says: MUUUUUUUU" "Capovilla says: QUALUNQUISTAAAAA"

I’ll clarify everything right away with a perfectly appropriate and sharp statement: MAMIFACCIAILPIACEREVA. That said, let’s summarize a bit. First of all, you will explain to me what the hell a “look qualunquista” is. Secondly, the fact that you would pay Gesùvilla just to see him take a shit is exactly why he has become what he is, namely an arrogant figure with a god complex. Third, there’s absolutely no trace of noise-rock in this CD—zero, and even the previous album had little of it, in a certain sense. Sure, it had big, somewhat abrasive guitars, but noise aims to be edgy above all; sometimes you hit that fine line between a brilliant idea and something annoying to the ear. Instead, I have the impression that they have rounded off and softened the edges, having almost a sweet sound—not exactly the quintessence of noise-rock. Lastly, and I won’t elaborate because I’m not in the mood, I don’t like the album at all, but it does have some interesting ideas. Just not for the reasons you think.

Looking back, I made a ton of mistakes and nonsense; I guess I need to stop writing reviews at 4 AM after being awake for 30 hours.

The cover will be remembered as one of the contenders for the title of most dreadful that music has ever had.

"It's not punk, it's not metal, it only knows what it's not." semi-quoted.

"Instead of forcing the old man to show him all the secrets of the dark side of the Force." But Obi-Wan has always been a supporter of the light side! Just for this.

I'm undecided whether to bet everything on the fact that you're the guitarist... or that you're the drummer...

In my opinion, the next review will be on Man Is The Bastard.