The Offspring Splinter
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What's wrong, Samantha? Is 25 cm of dick too much to take in your ass?
The Offspring Splinter
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Samantha, I'm afraid that if you engage in anal intercourse with me, you'll then have to seek the help of an expert in rectal plastic surgery. My penis is just too big.
Muse Black Holes And Revelations
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A review as useful as 300 km of cycling for someone with prostate issues.
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
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Cagosissimi
Caparezza Le Dimensioni Del Mio Caos
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Pitiful everything
Pooh Un po' del nostro tempo migliore
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Yes, dark, it was obvious to everyone except for the reviewer. Apparently, they didn't pick up on that nuance either.
Pooh Un po' del nostro tempo migliore
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Batty, mine was a provocation. It's clear that I've heard something from the Pooh, and my judgments are not a priori. And don't put words in my mouth that I didn't say. I've heard quite a bit from the Pooh, and I think they suck—not all Italian music. Did I say that all Italian music sucks? No, I didn't say that. Try to grasp the meaning, damn it. If you manage to appreciate deep lyrics and original lines, well... then we enter the realm of individual sensitivity, which I don't dare to judge. Certainly, I can't really find anything in what you say.
Pooh Un po' del nostro tempo migliore
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Why? Is there a need to experience everything to know if something sucks? It's known that drugs will kill you just like there’s no need to crash at 100 km/h into a tree to verify if you’ll end up in an orthopedic ward. Similarly, it's known that the Pooh suck. You just need to have minimally experienced them.
Pooh Un po' del nostro tempo migliore
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No, look, for me they absolutely suck, regardless of musical genres. I've never listened to their stuff in full because my ears implode after a few minutes, simply due to my resistance to the infinite discomfort they cause me. I also don’t see what has ever been innovative in their work. Bah ... to each their own, I prefer to hear my cat fart than listen to even a single song from these old, dried-up idiots who have always subjected us to lyrics of astonishing banality (in addition to crap music).
The Music Strength In Numbers
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Yes, you have to be deaf to find any similarities with Led Zeppelin. This is nonsense that was deliberately spread around the time of the first album's release to generate interest in a rather bland band. I don't think this deviates from the mediocrity of their previous works.