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But no, a hunk of junk is fine too, as long as it has at least a third and is vaguely anthropomorphic. I'm not that difficult.
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She's also too flat to be able to do it. An ironing board with a hole is equally exciting.
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What a touching story, damn. Almost more tear-jerking than Shania Twain's that you have already impeccably reviewed. Tell the truth, when you watch a Stallone movie, you experience multiple orgasms, don’t you?
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How can I not quote you, Cornell?
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Is this a joke?
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Ok, good review. I think I've gotten the idea that this shouldn't please me too much. Thanks
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Ah ah ... wonderful Girasole. Your verses deserve a nice 5!!!
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What's wrong, Samantha? Is 25 cm of dick too much to take in your ass?
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Samantha, I'm afraid that if you engage in anal intercourse with me, you'll then have to seek the help of an expert in rectal plastic surgery. My penis is just too big.
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A review as useful as 300 km of cycling for someone with prostate issues.