Bowman

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Iron Maiden Death On The Road
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The Iron Maiden problem is figuring out whether they’re in on the joke or if they genuinely believe it: a fanatical and vain review just like the band themselves. A supergroup of Metal merchandising for kitschy live shows that are very little Hollywood, unless you count a gaudy mix between black masses for 12-year-olds and beyond with family and sexual identity issues—united in the grand guignol of Kiss and Alice Cooper, with music that’s loud and clumsy like metal tractors, lacking coherence, stereotype-driven, and devoid of dynamics. The vulgar frontman isn’t scary to anyone; he’s more likely to make you smile, and when it comes to the genre, Alice Cooper, the BOC, or Sabbath have a completely different approach to lyrics and music. This adolescent love from 40-year-olds is inconceivable... Sorry, but a bit of critical perspective should open the minds of a certain age that’s not so green anymore.
Jon Favreau Iron Man
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Superheroes ruin cinema. American cinema in recent years has killed cinema. It's no longer cinema but cartoons... if the lights are done by the PC program.
Pino Daniele Ricomincio da 30
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si'iside, as a singer! Now it seems to me that you are in the industry, aren't you?
The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request
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Rece is a neorealist film. A bit off topic, but for an album so light years from now, it fits.
Le Vibrazioni Le Vibrazioni
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Useless group of flower children - rich kids, and fake to the core. Bombastic yet spot-on review.
Fernando Di Leo Aver vent'anni
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Paolo is a philologist of auteur cinema!
NAZARIOTA is a curious neologism born from Nazareno and Giuda iscariota. I think. The authors are brilliant, aren't they?
Fabrizio De André Mi innamoravo di tutto
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Politicized and overrated chansonnier, great poet but the laments of his songs are unconvincing, from cheap folk, they are all structurally similar: even with all the Pfm and King Crimson together, it can't hold up after a while. Sorry, strictly for fans.
Pino Daniele Ricomincio da 30
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Great musician. Personally, I find him detestable. As a composer and vocalist, he doesn't fully convince me. In fact, by the third track, I'm bored. I almost prefer LIBEROVICI.
Jon Favreau Iron Man
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Bollywood will live off the Marvel superheroes... they still have about thirty to unleash: Captain America, Thor, Doctor Strange... Really trash, this is no longer cinema, it's virtual cartoon. DISNEY-STYLE DIALOGUES, photography with a violet cineon effect. The old chromakey was warm in comparison. Iron Man and the entire Marvel saga in cinema are a failure.
Sugababes Change
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The blonde is remarkable. Review from a bipolar disturbance... and early retirement. Pre-cooked music. But there's worse.